I have a database demonstration to attend soon. I hope the demonstrators brought cookies. I concentrate better on sales pitches hyped up on sugar. Or maybe I just want cookies.
I am eating a free work related cookie right now. Two in fact. Chocolate chip of a high quality corporate kickback/freebie nature.
Chocolate chip of a high quality corporate kickback/freebie nature.
That's how they get you, you know. Free cookies.
Moooom, Hec is taunting me with cookies!
And all I have is burnt popcorn. sniff
Not HIS pony, that's for sure.
No, you can't have a cookie.
Not yours!
I just printed out non-pony-girl in color and she now graces my cubicle wall.
I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.
Psst, mg. I found my DVD of Rock and Roll High School. Perhaps we could use it to distract your teenagers for awhile. Unless maybe you think that exposing their innocent young minds to the Ramones is unwholesome or something.
I rented it, though we have not had a viewing as yet.
(waves at the teenagers, disappears while muttering something about frozen peas and flour and my aching back)
I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.
I wept because I had no ice cream, until I saw a man with no ice cream and two cookies. So I killed that man and then at least I had cookies.