Moooom, Hec is taunting me with cookies!
And all I have is burnt popcorn. sniff
Not HIS pony, that's for sure.
Jayne ,'Serenity'
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Moooom, Hec is taunting me with cookies!
And all I have is burnt popcorn. sniff
Not HIS pony, that's for sure.
No, you can't have a cookie.
Not yours!
I just printed out non-pony-girl in color and she now graces my cubicle wall.
I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.
Psst, mg. I found my DVD of Rock and Roll High School. Perhaps we could use it to distract your teenagers for awhile. Unless maybe you think that exposing their innocent young minds to the Ramones is unwholesome or something.
I rented it, though we have not had a viewing as yet.
(waves at the teenagers, disappears while muttering something about frozen peas and flour and my aching back)
I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.
I wept because I had no ice cream, until I saw a man with no ice cream and two cookies. So I killed that man and then at least I had cookies.
{{{Cindy}}} Hoping it is nothing.
MOM IS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL.
YAY!!!
The interview with Victoria's Secret was weird. They interviewed three of us at once. One of the girls was so incredibly stupid. She said almost nothing the whole time, but when she did speak I wanted to smack her. "Like you know my last like job [her only job] like was the like worst thing like evah". The other lady was nice, but has almost no retail experience. I really hope I get this job.
You sound like a shoe-in, sj. Still, more job~ma on the way, just to be sure.