Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Oct 18, 2005 11:53:33 am PDT #9232 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, you can't have a cookie.

Not yours!


SuziQ - Oct 18, 2005 11:53:36 am PDT #9233 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I just printed out non-pony-girl in color and she now graces my cubicle wall.


Sparky1 - Oct 18, 2005 11:54:04 am PDT #9234 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.


Katerina Bee - Oct 18, 2005 12:07:45 pm PDT #9235 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Psst, mg. I found my DVD of Rock and Roll High School. Perhaps we could use it to distract your teenagers for awhile. Unless maybe you think that exposing their innocent young minds to the Ramones is unwholesome or something.


SuziQ - Oct 18, 2005 12:09:33 pm PDT #9236 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I rented it, though we have not had a viewing as yet.


Katerina Bee - Oct 18, 2005 12:16:02 pm PDT #9237 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

(waves at the teenagers, disappears while muttering something about frozen peas and flour and my aching back)


DavidS - Oct 18, 2005 12:32:38 pm PDT #9238 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm so sorry, Hec. I know how terrible it must be for you to have two cookies, but no ice cream to put in between them.

I wept because I had no ice cream, until I saw a man with no ice cream and two cookies. So I killed that man and then at least I had cookies.


sj - Oct 18, 2005 12:40:21 pm PDT #9239 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Cindy}}} Hoping it is nothing.

MOM IS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL.

YAY!!!

The interview with Victoria's Secret was weird. They interviewed three of us at once. One of the girls was so incredibly stupid. She said almost nothing the whole time, but when she did speak I wanted to smack her. "Like you know my last like job [her only job] like was the like worst thing like evah". The other lady was nice, but has almost no retail experience. I really hope I get this job.


SailAweigh - Oct 18, 2005 1:13:33 pm PDT #9240 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

You sound like a shoe-in, sj. Still, more job~ma on the way, just to be sure.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2005 1:14:25 pm PDT #9241 of 10001
What is even happening?

MOM IS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL.
Yay, Suzi's mom!!!

sj, what Sail said.