I should clean the apartment. Odds that I *will* are slim.
Wanna borrow my daughter? She came over today and made me clean. We got a lot done by working together. Plus, quality bonding time over cleaning products!
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I should clean the apartment. Odds that I *will* are slim.
Wanna borrow my daughter? She came over today and made me clean. We got a lot done by working together. Plus, quality bonding time over cleaning products!
Wanna borrow my daughter? She came over today and made me clean.
I'm fairly sure that the promise of money, chocolate, and/or sex would fail to be powerful enough to get me to clean. I just have to wait until I've become disgusted with the filth, or until a random urge to clean hits me, OR -- most effective of all -- my mom comes over to visit.
I bet you'd clean for Batman.
Sorry about the continuing itchies, Sail.
I'm really worried that my half-assed allergy to cats has become a full-blown allergy. Which, all said and done, blows. I like cats, I want to be able to take care of my daughter's cats for her. I don't want to have to get rid of them. I just don't know. If this all doesn't settle down over the next week, I'm going to go in for allergy testing and find out for sure one way or the other. In the meantime, the Benadryl is slowly, but surely, kicking ass.
I bet you'd clean for Batman.
He could scare me enough to clean, that's for damn sure.
Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Billionaire Bruce Wayne wants the place tidy he can send over his butler, man's got no room to criticize.
Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Excellent point! I need an Alfred.
Doesn't everyone?
Nope. I need a Jeeves.
I need a Jeeves AND an Alfred.
Throw me in a Giles for good measure to sort out the library.