Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Billionaire Bruce Wayne wants the place tidy he can send over his butler, man's got no room to criticize.
Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2005 5:09:22 pm PDT #7347 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:17 pm PDT #7348 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Excellent point! I need an Alfred.
Lee - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:48 pm PDT #7349 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Doesn't everyone?
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2005 5:12:37 pm PDT #7350 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Nope. I need a Jeeves.
P.M. Marc - Oct 09, 2005 5:17:35 pm PDT #7351 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I need a Jeeves AND an Alfred.
Throw me in a Giles for good measure to sort out the library.
DebetEsse - Oct 09, 2005 5:18:23 pm PDT #7352 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I'd much rather have Alfred
Nicole - Oct 09, 2005 5:26:04 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
I haven't read the comics but Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.
And then there's that whole needing to be a billionaire to afford him...
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:31:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.
Yeah, but -- Bruce *needs* a mommy, frankly.
erikaj - Oct 09, 2005 5:37:40 pm PDT #7355 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
dw - Oct 09, 2005 5:53:36 pm PDT #7356 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
Screw Alfred and Jeeves. Give me Q. He could give me a watch that will do the dishes -- and shoot poison darts.
And not Q from TNG, Q from Bond.