Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Billionaire Bruce Wayne wants the place tidy he can send over his butler, man's got no room to criticize.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2005 5:09:22 pm PDT #7347 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:17 pm PDT #7348 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.
Excellent point! I need an Alfred.
Lee - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:48 pm PDT #7349 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Doesn't everyone?
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2005 5:12:37 pm PDT #7350 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Nope. I need a Jeeves.
P.M. Marc - Oct 09, 2005 5:17:35 pm PDT #7351 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I need a Jeeves AND an Alfred.
Throw me in a Giles for good measure to sort out the library.
DebetEsse - Oct 09, 2005 5:18:23 pm PDT #7352 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I'd much rather have Alfred
Nicole - Oct 09, 2005 5:26:04 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
I haven't read the comics but Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.
And then there's that whole needing to be a billionaire to afford him...
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:31:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.
Yeah, but -- Bruce *needs* a mommy, frankly.
erikaj - Oct 09, 2005 5:37:40 pm PDT #7355 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
wrod.
dw - Oct 09, 2005 5:53:36 pm PDT #7356 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
Screw Alfred and Jeeves. Give me Q. He could give me a watch that will do the dishes -- and shoot poison darts.
And not Q from TNG, Q from Bond.