I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Oct 09, 2005 5:05:52 pm PDT #7345 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm really worried that my half-assed allergy to cats has become a full-blown allergy. Which, all said and done, blows. I like cats, I want to be able to take care of my daughter's cats for her. I don't want to have to get rid of them. I just don't know. If this all doesn't settle down over the next week, I'm going to go in for allergy testing and find out for sure one way or the other. In the meantime, the Benadryl is slowly, but surely, kicking ass.


Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:05:57 pm PDT #7346 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I bet you'd clean for Batman.

He could scare me enough to clean, that's for damn sure.


Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2005 5:09:22 pm PDT #7347 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.

Billionaire Bruce Wayne wants the place tidy he can send over his butler, man's got no room to criticize.


Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:17 pm PDT #7348 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Without Alfred the Batcave would be filthy -- its a CAVE.

Excellent point! I need an Alfred.


Lee - Oct 09, 2005 5:10:48 pm PDT #7349 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Doesn't everyone?


Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2005 5:12:37 pm PDT #7350 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Nope. I need a Jeeves.


P.M. Marc - Oct 09, 2005 5:17:35 pm PDT #7351 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I need a Jeeves AND an Alfred.

Throw me in a Giles for good measure to sort out the library.


DebetEsse - Oct 09, 2005 5:18:23 pm PDT #7352 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I'd much rather have Alfred


Nicole - Oct 09, 2005 5:26:04 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I haven't read the comics but Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.

And then there's that whole needing to be a billionaire to afford him...


Steph L. - Oct 09, 2005 5:31:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Alfred always seemed so pushy in the Batman movies. I have a feeling I'd have to fire him.

Yeah, but -- Bruce *needs* a mommy, frankly.