Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 8:28:51 am PDT #3425 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aw bugger.

I just got caught in an office catnap by craxydum cow-orker.

I have never napped here before though, and I really needed a little shut eye.


Sean K - Sep 16, 2005 8:29:40 am PDT #3426 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You believe in all kinds of whackadoodle stuff. Free speech, gaming, haute cuisine...

It's not that I believe in those things, so much as I'm too lazy to strenuously question their existence.


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 8:31:49 am PDT #3427 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

flirts with Hec

In other mememe news. An odd and somewhat flattering thing happened. After I wrote my letter to the editor I received a couple calls on my home phone number from some newspaper guy. My phone number wasn’t published, bit I’m listed. Anyway, I called him back. He was calling to invite me to submit opinions, or other types of articles for his online news service. We talked for some time. Well, that was certainly unexpected.


erikaj - Sep 16, 2005 8:35:42 am PDT #3428 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Good one, Hec. The funny part is, I don't know the rules all that well...I may be getting discriminated against right and, well, probably just right, although maybe by clueless granolas, too. If I were not a Bitch, I would not know how to flirt with anyone...it's not considered a daily-living skill, though, God knows why. (light slowly dawns) Oh! That's the dress code question my brother came off as too conservative on in his HRC candidate questionnaire...I didn't understand. I thought they meant shirts like "I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is" so kind of didn't understand the heartburn, either way. I suspect I might have answered differently from him, though.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:48:04 am PDT #3429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.

Crap. Hec totally sees through my insincere parody-religious beliefs.

::cancels order for pirate costume::


Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:57 am PDT #3430 of 10001
brillig

Hey, in my religion, Friday is a Holy Day. We've even got published scriptures!

Hail, Eris! May your hot dogs be without buns! All hail Discordia!


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2005 8:57:09 am PDT #3431 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, I'm with Laura on the flirting.

Yes, but -- you read the whole story, right? Flirting with someone after telling her that you're not attracted to her? That's just a mindfuck, and not the kind I like.


JZ - Sep 16, 2005 9:02:01 am PDT #3432 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Laura is a goddess who has just caused me to smile like mad at the end of one of my most un-smiliest weeks ever, and I adore her.

::revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting::


Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 9:02:43 am PDT #3433 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's a mindfuck, counterproductive to his stated intent, crappy (and not at all Scrappy), and CLUELESS!!!!!!!


juliana - Sep 16, 2005 9:03:55 am PDT #3434 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The only test is whether the religion is a "sincerely held belief." Jen will be happy to know that Atheism is also covered under the religious protection.

Wait - what about me? I sincerely believe that I don't know the cosmic answers and that we should all be groovy toward each other whilst we party on. Am I protected? Is Bill-and-Tedism a recognized religion?

I have just gotten a referral for plastic surgery. The office of said plastic surgeon is, naturally, in one of our richest suburbs. The good thing is that it will most likely be covered by my insurance. (I'm getting a scar removed.) That's been the most exciting thing about my day.