And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 10:54:48 am PDT #2020 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
amych - Sep 09, 2005 10:54:49 am PDT #2021 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I could swear there was something in this post when I posted it.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:14 am PDT #2022 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
aw, damn. my post got eaten. it was a nice one too, about our fun at the Aquarium.
Guess it's a sign to go home.
tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:39 am PDT #2023 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Uh-oh.
I could swear there was something in this post when I posted it.
It happened in movies just now too.
Atropa - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:56 am PDT #2024 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
2nd try!
Everyone's posts are blank, and it's freaking me out. Quick, check the basement for pods!
Aims - Sep 09, 2005 10:57:18 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2005 10:58:53 am PDT #2026 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.
brenda m - Sep 09, 2005 11:02:01 am PDT #2027 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I hate "Alistair", JZ. I hate to tell you this since we don't talk that often, and your covers are lovely, but it would take all the blue-eyed soul on the planet Earth to cut through that much, um, "weenie" as that name gives off, babe.
Alistair makes me think of Alistair Cookie from Monsterpiece Theatre. And if you have an Alistair Sprog, I promise you that is what I will call him.
amych - Sep 09, 2005 11:03:52 am PDT #2028 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Alastair makes me think more of angry Scots and satanists than upper-class twits, now that I think of it. That may be why I didn't get the virulent playground-abuse reaction.
JZ - Sep 09, 2005 11:05:33 am PDT #2029 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dude, erika, don't worry. No offense. Alistair isn't even my favored name, just Hec's muddled impression of my favored name. It also took quite a while to disabuse him of the notion that I wanted to name our imaginary child Eustace. As. If.