Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Sep 09, 2005 11:05:33 am PDT #2029 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dude, erika, don't worry. No offense. Alistair isn't even my favored name, just Hec's muddled impression of my favored name. It also took quite a while to disabuse him of the notion that I wanted to name our imaginary child Eustace. As. If.


Calli - Sep 09, 2005 11:06:19 am PDT #2030 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.

It really depends where I am. The rare books room at UNC's Wilson library? No one should be drooling, shrieking, or waving a sippy-cup. The park? "Family style" restaurants? The 5 pm showing of a Love Bug movie? Of course there will be kids. I only have myself to blame if I go there and let kid-related sounds and sights get my back up.


Emily - Sep 09, 2005 11:09:00 am PDT #2031 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

vw is a-nap at the moment, and I am here to... uh... well, I helped her get to bed. That's important, right?

Anyway, just so nobody worries about anything awful happening.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 11:11:48 am PDT #2032 of 10001
What is even happening?

Emily, that's very important and you know she'd be the first one to say it.


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 11:12:02 am PDT #2033 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH! Not Eustace. Although I know there is a jerk with every name, somewhere.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 09, 2005 11:17:50 am PDT #2034 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You could just skip to the "Hec is an idiot" part, vw.

Shouldn't that be "Hec is a flippin' idiot"?


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2005 11:20:12 am PDT #2035 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH!

And the husband on Courage the Cowardly Dog! "Euuuustace Baaaanks!"


brenda m - Sep 09, 2005 11:22:08 am PDT #2036 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH!

And the nasty little kid from one of the Narnia books.


Trudy Booth - Sep 09, 2005 11:24:10 am PDT #2037 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emmett is an Irish name not a British name. Much less of a kick-me factor. And while he hasn't had any classmates named Emmett, it is a name which is heard around the Bay Area.

I don't know that kids take the time to figure out the etymology of the names, before they start the teasing and beating.

Yeah. Not to mention Emmett's middle name. I don't suppose a playground bullys are going to care about the "it's spelled with an "e" and is a family name" distinction should they pick up on Emmett's drag-queen middle name. Granted, it's a retro drag queen now. Wow am I old - Divine is retro.


juliana - Sep 09, 2005 11:25:05 am PDT #2038 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Thank you for the update, Emily.