Dude, erika, don't worry. No offense. Alistair isn't even my favored name, just Hec's muddled impression of my favored name. It also took quite a while to disabuse him of the notion that I wanted to name our imaginary child Eustace. As. If.
'Safe'
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I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.
It really depends where I am. The rare books room at UNC's Wilson library? No one should be drooling, shrieking, or waving a sippy-cup. The park? "Family style" restaurants? The 5 pm showing of a Love Bug movie? Of course there will be kids. I only have myself to blame if I go there and let kid-related sounds and sights get my back up.
vw is a-nap at the moment, and I am here to... uh... well, I helped her get to bed. That's important, right?
Anyway, just so nobody worries about anything awful happening.
Emily, that's very important and you know she'd be the first one to say it.
Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH! Not Eustace. Although I know there is a jerk with every name, somewhere.
You could just skip to the "Hec is an idiot" part, vw.
Shouldn't that be "Hec is a flippin' idiot"?
Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH!
And the husband on Courage the Cowardly Dog! "Euuuustace Baaaanks!"
Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH!
And the nasty little kid from one of the Narnia books.
Emmett is an Irish name not a British name. Much less of a kick-me factor. And while he hasn't had any classmates named Emmett, it is a name which is heard around the Bay Area.
I don't know that kids take the time to figure out the etymology of the names, before they start the teasing and beating.
Yeah. Not to mention Emmett's middle name. I don't suppose a playground bullys are going to care about the "it's spelled with an "e" and is a family name" distinction should they pick up on Emmett's drag-queen middle name. Granted, it's a retro drag queen now. Wow am I old - Divine is retro.
Thank you for the update, Emily.