I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Sep 09, 2005 10:57:18 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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Gudanov - Sep 09, 2005 10:58:53 am PDT #2026 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,

I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.


brenda m - Sep 09, 2005 11:02:01 am PDT #2027 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I hate "Alistair", JZ. I hate to tell you this since we don't talk that often, and your covers are lovely, but it would take all the blue-eyed soul on the planet Earth to cut through that much, um, "weenie" as that name gives off, babe.

Alistair makes me think of Alistair Cookie from Monsterpiece Theatre. And if you have an Alistair Sprog, I promise you that is what I will call him.


amych - Sep 09, 2005 11:03:52 am PDT #2028 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Alastair makes me think more of angry Scots and satanists than upper-class twits, now that I think of it. That may be why I didn't get the virulent playground-abuse reaction.


JZ - Sep 09, 2005 11:05:33 am PDT #2029 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dude, erika, don't worry. No offense. Alistair isn't even my favored name, just Hec's muddled impression of my favored name. It also took quite a while to disabuse him of the notion that I wanted to name our imaginary child Eustace. As. If.


Calli - Sep 09, 2005 11:06:19 am PDT #2030 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.

It really depends where I am. The rare books room at UNC's Wilson library? No one should be drooling, shrieking, or waving a sippy-cup. The park? "Family style" restaurants? The 5 pm showing of a Love Bug movie? Of course there will be kids. I only have myself to blame if I go there and let kid-related sounds and sights get my back up.


Emily - Sep 09, 2005 11:09:00 am PDT #2031 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

vw is a-nap at the moment, and I am here to... uh... well, I helped her get to bed. That's important, right?

Anyway, just so nobody worries about anything awful happening.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 11:11:48 am PDT #2032 of 10001
What is even happening?

Emily, that's very important and you know she'd be the first one to say it.


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 11:12:02 am PDT #2033 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Eustace is that lawyer twirp from KOTH! Not Eustace. Although I know there is a jerk with every name, somewhere.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 09, 2005 11:17:50 am PDT #2034 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You could just skip to the "Hec is an idiot" part, vw.

Shouldn't that be "Hec is a flippin' idiot"?