My mother didn't have a girl's name picked out when I was born, she was so certain she was having a boy. (The pregnancy felt different, she said. I have since pointed out that may have had to do with the fact that she was 7 years older, and had two other kids running around.) She told my sisters she thought they would be getting a brother. Which explains why they almost never call me anything but Henry or Hank, and when they do use my given name it sounds odd.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2005 10:51:15 am PDT #2018 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Betsy HP - Sep 09, 2005 10:52:59 am PDT #2019 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
Yes, THIS.
DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 10:54:48 am PDT #2020 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
amych - Sep 09, 2005 10:54:49 am PDT #2021 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I could swear there was something in this post when I posted it.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:14 am PDT #2022 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
aw, damn. my post got eaten. it was a nice one too, about our fun at the Aquarium.
Guess it's a sign to go home.
tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:39 am PDT #2023 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Uh-oh.
I could swear there was something in this post when I posted it.
It happened in movies just now too.
Atropa - Sep 09, 2005 10:56:56 am PDT #2024 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
2nd try!
Everyone's posts are blank, and it's freaking me out. Quick, check the basement for pods!
Aims - Sep 09, 2005 10:57:18 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2005 10:58:53 am PDT #2026 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm so frigging relieved it's not my kids acting up,
I find I'm immune because I'm too busy trying to get Leif to behave.
brenda m - Sep 09, 2005 11:02:01 am PDT #2027 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I hate "Alistair", JZ. I hate to tell you this since we don't talk that often, and your covers are lovely, but it would take all the blue-eyed soul on the planet Earth to cut through that much, um, "weenie" as that name gives off, babe.
Alistair makes me think of Alistair Cookie from Monsterpiece Theatre. And if you have an Alistair Sprog, I promise you that is what I will call him.