Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 1:01:10 pm PDT #2181 of 5730
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

"Good luck getting laid" sounds pretty much like what Bob & I heard him mumble. It was harsh, yo.


Lee - Apr 06, 2006 1:08:43 pm PDT #2182 of 5730
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I heard something more along the lines of "have a good life". If it was "good luck getting laid", I think I need to switch to being angry at him.


Narrator - Apr 06, 2006 1:17:23 pm PDT #2183 of 5730
The evil is this way?

He said "good luck getting laid." I watched it twice and I think the closed-captioning supports that. I remember wondering at first about whether Beaver might be gay. They just did an ep on gay students at the school, and why some are afraid to come out. Certainly Dick would not be supportive. But on rewatching, I got a vibe that he had been abused somehow. He was hurt and the comment to Mac came from that. I'm not excusing him for hurting Mac, but I think he's in so much pain that he had to say something to shut the topic down for good.

Would Dick be the abuser? It does happen -- older siblings abusing younger ones. Dick seems to lack any empathy - he's pretty unconcerned about anyone's feelings but his own.


Polter-Cow - Apr 06, 2006 1:18:36 pm PDT #2184 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I listened again. It's definitely "Good luck getting laid."

Fine, Narrator, steal my thunder.

I don't think Dick pays enough attention to Beaver to abuse him.


Hayden - Apr 06, 2006 1:23:21 pm PDT #2185 of 5730
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

If it was "good luck getting laid", I think I need to switch to being angry at him.

Yeah, I'm down with this.


P.M. Marc - Apr 06, 2006 1:23:24 pm PDT #2186 of 5730
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

C could be mad because D knew and didn't stop it.

I don't think that's the point. I think he was sexually molested, probably by Woody Goodman.

I got that vibe when watching, too, though one of the people I read suggested perhaps Big Dick was the perp.


Kalshane - Apr 06, 2006 1:23:41 pm PDT #2187 of 5730
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Okay, if he really said that, then I don't care what damage he has, he deserves to be clubbed repeatedly with a clue by 4.


bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 1:25:30 pm PDT #2188 of 5730
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Wow, so many explanations I never considered. I thought he was just doing his stepmother.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2006 1:27:08 pm PDT #2189 of 5730
What is even happening?

Narrator, I'm wondering if the abuser isn't former little league coach, Woody Goodman, and if Beav isn't engineering both Kendall's fall, and Woody's with his little Phoenix Land Trust (Palo Alto II) real estate dealings.

I'm having a moment of cognitive dissonance. Julia is watching some show on Nick called "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" and Cliff plays a janitor, or something. I heard the voice, and nearly jerked my head off my neck.

I didn't hear that. I doubt he said it. If he did in fact say that, I hope Mac wrings his scrawny little neck.

He absolutely said, "Good luck getting laid." I heard it the first time, rewound it for dh, and rewatched today, which is largely why I was so angry with him.

I'm having a wondering. Is Beaver the Mayor of Standoffia because him and Cordy've been at it and he's feeling guilty?

I can't put them together in my head (nor do I want to) but I thought I'd chuck the theory out there.

I don't think so.


Narrator - Apr 06, 2006 1:33:41 pm PDT #2190 of 5730
The evil is this way?

Narrator, I'm wondering if the abuser isn't former little league coach, Woody Goodman, and if Beav isn't engineering both Kendall's fall, and Woody's with his little Phoenix Land Trust (Palo Alto II) real estate dealings.

I had forgotten about Woody being a little league coach. That gives him access to boys. Sheesh, what a creep.

I'd like it if Beaver was trying to have a little pay-back.

Q - who arranged the bus accident? Was it Woody, to get rid of Beaver or some other kids? (Woody's daughter said that he didn't want her to take the bus back to school.)