Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My favorite Overheards In New York are the PA announcements, especially on the subway. [link]
Pilot: Okay, so they've delayed us for about an hour, people. But it's not my fault. I don't want to be here either. But listen guys...I've got this trick. They tell me to stay put but I don't care. We'll inch up right by the runway because sometimes there's a little window of time where we can go. Yeah I've got it all worked out...be glad I'm sneaky.
--LaGuardia
Cracks my shit up!
I rather like
Conductor: To the young lady who was screaming on the platform: It's not the four-legged creatures you need to worry about. The creatures you gotta watch out for are the two-legged ones. Thank you and have a nice day.
...and it is less likely to make me envision dying in a traffic accident on a plane!
It looks like the FDA is reconsidering the appointment of a male veternarian as head of the Women's Health Office
Even though they back peddled on this, my rage knows no bounds. WTF? Have they learned NOTHING about agency appointments????
No they have not.
The Bush administration is seeking to appoint a lawyer with little immigration or customs experience to head the troubled law enforcement agency that handles those issues, prompting sharp criticism from some employee groups, immigration advocates and homeland security experts.
Gud, you're going to make my head explode.
Also, they've announced that OSHA will be headed by an incontinent monkey, as their plans to nominate a garden slug proved too controversial.
Brown's getting OSHA?
Huh. I thought his incontinence was still a secret.
Nah - I'd call what he did pissing on NOLA.
Brown's getting OSHA?
No, he's the one who was too controversial.