Brown's getting OSHA?
No, he's the one who was too controversial.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
'Objects In Space'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:55 am PDT #9594 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:03:58 am PDT #9595 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Huh. I knew that Paris Hilton wasn't as rich as we might think (she's as heiress, but hasn't inherited yet), but I just read that her parents were famously cash-strapped. True?
Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2005 9:10:14 am PDT #9596 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
According to Wikipedia, the grandfather hasn't died yet, so its likely the parents haven't gotten their full inheritance either.
On the other hand, Wikipedia also says:
In 2005, Rick, Kathy, and their two younger sons moved into a 1930s Bel-Air mansion, which they purchased for $10,000,000 USD. The family also maintains a $6.3 million home in The Hamptons on Long Island, New York.
§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:14:22 am PDT #9597 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nah, they could still very well be cash-strapped.
Interesting.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 9:15:01 am PDT #9598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh my. This Onion headline made me laugh out-loud:
Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 9:38:47 am PDT #9599 of 10002
What is even happening?
Cashmere, we canceled our newspaper subscriptions for financial reasons. The stress reduction was just an unplanned bonus.
dw - Sep 21, 2005 9:39:28 am PDT #9600 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Lovely Rita, mega-cane....
DATA FROM RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT INDICATE THAT RITA HAS INTENSIFIED A LITTLE MORE AND WINDS HAVE REACHED 150 MPH WINDS WITH A MINIMUM PRESSURE OF 920 MB. THIS MAKES RITA A STRONG CATEGORY FOUR HURRICANE.
So, with all that warm water, we could be looking at a Katrina-sized storm with super-low pressures and cat. 5 winds late tonight, before the predicted shear knocks it back to a cat. 3 or 4 in time for a Saturday landfall.
DavidS - Sep 21, 2005 9:42:37 am PDT #9601 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, with all that warm water, we could be looking at a Katrina-sized storm with super-low pressures and cat. 5 winds late tonight, before the predicted shear knocks it back to a cat. 3 or 4 in time for a Saturday landfall.
"Galveston, Oh, Galveston..."
Fuck.
dw - Sep 21, 2005 9:44:59 am PDT #9602 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Actually, it looks like Galveston is threatened but not directly in line for annihilation.
However, if it maintains its current course, Sugar Land gets the NE quadrant.
Can't wait for the speech in Sugar Land -- "I'm going to be sitting on the front porch of Tom DeLay's house...."
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 9:45:21 am PDT #9603 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Our client in Houston is closing all their offices this afternoon for the rest of the week.
Which works to my advantage, as I have to change something on a couple of their servers. </evil me me me>