It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Sep 21, 2005 8:52:24 am PDT #9589 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Gud, you're going to make my head explode.


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:54:03 am PDT #9590 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, they've announced that OSHA will be headed by an incontinent monkey, as their plans to nominate a garden slug proved too controversial.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 8:55:34 am PDT #9591 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Brown's getting OSHA?


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:56:27 am PDT #9592 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I thought his incontinence was still a secret.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 8:57:06 am PDT #9593 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - I'd call what he did pissing on NOLA.


Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:55 am PDT #9594 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Brown's getting OSHA?

No, he's the one who was too controversial.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:03:58 am PDT #9595 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I knew that Paris Hilton wasn't as rich as we might think (she's as heiress, but hasn't inherited yet), but I just read that her parents were famously cash-strapped. True?


Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2005 9:10:14 am PDT #9596 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

According to Wikipedia, the grandfather hasn't died yet, so its likely the parents haven't gotten their full inheritance either.

On the other hand, Wikipedia also says:

In 2005, Rick, Kathy, and their two younger sons moved into a 1930s Bel-Air mansion, which they purchased for $10,000,000 USD. The family also maintains a $6.3 million home in The Hamptons on Long Island, New York.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:14:22 am PDT #9597 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nah, they could still very well be cash-strapped.

Interesting.


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 9:15:01 am PDT #9598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my. This Onion headline made me laugh out-loud:

Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans