Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Sep 21, 2005 8:37:03 am PDT #9586 of 10002

I rather like

Conductor: To the young lady who was screaming on the platform: It's not the four-legged creatures you need to worry about. The creatures you gotta watch out for are the two-legged ones. Thank you and have a nice day.

...and it is less likely to make me envision dying in a traffic accident on a plane!


Cashmere - Sep 21, 2005 8:45:11 am PDT #9587 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

It looks like the FDA is reconsidering the appointment of a male veternarian as head of the Women's Health Office

Even though they back peddled on this, my rage knows no bounds. WTF? Have they learned NOTHING about agency appointments????


Gudanov - Sep 21, 2005 8:48:40 am PDT #9588 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

No they have not.

The Bush administration is seeking to appoint a lawyer with little immigration or customs experience to head the troubled law enforcement agency that handles those issues, prompting sharp criticism from some employee groups, immigration advocates and homeland security experts.

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Cashmere - Sep 21, 2005 8:52:24 am PDT #9589 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Gud, you're going to make my head explode.


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:54:03 am PDT #9590 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, they've announced that OSHA will be headed by an incontinent monkey, as their plans to nominate a garden slug proved too controversial.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 8:55:34 am PDT #9591 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Brown's getting OSHA?


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:56:27 am PDT #9592 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I thought his incontinence was still a secret.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 8:57:06 am PDT #9593 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - I'd call what he did pissing on NOLA.


Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:55 am PDT #9594 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Brown's getting OSHA?

No, he's the one who was too controversial.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:03:58 am PDT #9595 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I knew that Paris Hilton wasn't as rich as we might think (she's as heiress, but hasn't inherited yet), but I just read that her parents were famously cash-strapped. True?