I rather like
Conductor: To the young lady who was screaming on the platform: It's not the four-legged creatures you need to worry about. The creatures you gotta watch out for are the two-legged ones. Thank you and have a nice day.
...and it is less likely to make me envision dying in a traffic accident on a plane!
It looks like the FDA is reconsidering the appointment of a male veternarian as head of the Women's Health Office
Even though they back peddled on this, my rage knows no bounds. WTF? Have they learned NOTHING about agency appointments????
No they have not.
The Bush administration is seeking to appoint a lawyer with little immigration or customs experience to head the troubled law enforcement agency that handles those issues, prompting sharp criticism from some employee groups, immigration advocates and homeland security experts.
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Gud, you're going to make my head explode.
Also, they've announced that OSHA will be headed by an incontinent monkey, as their plans to nominate a garden slug proved too controversial.
Huh. I thought his incontinence was still a secret.
Nah - I'd call what he did pissing on NOLA.
Brown's getting OSHA?
No, he's the one who was too controversial.
Huh. I knew that Paris Hilton wasn't as rich as we might think (she's as heiress, but hasn't inherited yet), but I just read that her parents were famously cash-strapped. True?