On the advice of many wise people, I went out and had bacon.
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.
Giles ,'Get It Done'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:13:18 am PDT #9573 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 7:13:52 am PDT #9574 of 10002
What is even happening?
You didn't have enough bacon then, Dana.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:18:54 am PDT #9575 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
What is the right dosage of bacon to combat hurricane hysteria?
I mean, when the idiots in the booth behind you at IHOP are talking about storm surge, I feel like the hurricane has already won.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 21, 2005 7:21:45 am PDT #9576 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Your backyard is generally not a good place for a shallow grave.
I wonder if the woman in question was just batfuck crazy enough to not feel like she had anything to cover up, and to do a piss-poor job of finishing her exorcism duties.
shrift - Sep 21, 2005 7:23:40 am PDT #9577 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
For that, you'll need pie.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.
I'd say he needs a cell phone, but he'd actually need to turn it on and carry it with him for that to be useful.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:25:42 am PDT #9578 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
For that, you'll need pie.
Damnit! Should have had dessert.
Kathy A - Sep 21, 2005 7:26:43 am PDT #9579 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I always thought Book!Almanzo was hotter than TV!Almanzo.
I remember seeing a photo of the two of them (Almanzo and Laura) when they temporarily moved to Florida--Laura has a gun strapped to her hip and Almanzo is sporting a sexy 'stache.
Real life is so much better than TV.
But, as a sad follow up to that statement, A&E was rerunning the "Child Stars" show over the weekend in which Melissa Gilbert was part of a roundtable discussion group filled with former child stars (from Patty Duke to Kim Fields). Gilbert told about the letter she received in the early years of the show from a little girl who wrote that her father told her she should be "just like Laura," and she tried to comply, so he would stop hitting her.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 7:28:53 am PDT #9580 of 10002
What is even happening?
What is the right dosage of bacon to combat hurricane hysteria?
Shrift is right. This calls for pie.
I mean, when the idiots in the booth behind you at IHOP are talking about storm surge, I feel like the hurricane has already won.Ugh. There ought to be a rule. They clearly didn't have enough bacon to lull them into complacency.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.I'm sorry. You don't need this stress. When you do get in touch with him, you have full permission to beat him. Soundly.
Vortex - Sep 21, 2005 7:33:06 am PDT #9581 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
Dana, I will attempt to soothe your soul by having a BLT for lunch. It might not work, but I'll try.
shrift - Sep 21, 2005 7:36:07 am PDT #9582 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
When you do get in touch with him, you have full permission to beat him.
I'd totally call his office and leave a voicemail, except I just got tasked to do something urgent for a bigwig.