On the advice of many wise people, I went out and had bacon.
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:13:18 am PDT #9573 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 7:13:52 am PDT #9574 of 10002
What is even happening?
You didn't have enough bacon then, Dana.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:18:54 am PDT #9575 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
What is the right dosage of bacon to combat hurricane hysteria?
I mean, when the idiots in the booth behind you at IHOP are talking about storm surge, I feel like the hurricane has already won.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 21, 2005 7:21:45 am PDT #9576 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Your backyard is generally not a good place for a shallow grave.
I wonder if the woman in question was just batfuck crazy enough to not feel like she had anything to cover up, and to do a piss-poor job of finishing her exorcism duties.
shrift - Sep 21, 2005 7:23:40 am PDT #9577 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
For that, you'll need pie.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.
I'd say he needs a cell phone, but he'd actually need to turn it on and carry it with him for that to be useful.
Dana - Sep 21, 2005 7:25:42 am PDT #9578 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
For that, you'll need pie.
Damnit! Should have had dessert.
Kathy A - Sep 21, 2005 7:26:43 am PDT #9579 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I always thought Book!Almanzo was hotter than TV!Almanzo.
I remember seeing a photo of the two of them (Almanzo and Laura) when they temporarily moved to Florida--Laura has a gun strapped to her hip and Almanzo is sporting a sexy 'stache.
Real life is so much better than TV.
But, as a sad follow up to that statement, A&E was rerunning the "Child Stars" show over the weekend in which Melissa Gilbert was part of a roundtable discussion group filled with former child stars (from Patty Duke to Kim Fields). Gilbert told about the letter she received in the early years of the show from a little girl who wrote that her father told her she should be "just like Laura," and she tried to comply, so he would stop hitting her.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 7:28:53 am PDT #9580 of 10002
What is even happening?
What is the right dosage of bacon to combat hurricane hysteria?
Shrift is right. This calls for pie.
I mean, when the idiots in the booth behind you at IHOP are talking about storm surge, I feel like the hurricane has already won.Ugh. There ought to be a rule. They clearly didn't have enough bacon to lull them into complacency.
Also, I can't get in touch with my husband.I'm sorry. You don't need this stress. When you do get in touch with him, you have full permission to beat him. Soundly.
Vortex - Sep 21, 2005 7:33:06 am PDT #9581 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Bacon has made my stomach happy, but it has not soothed my soul.
Dana, I will attempt to soothe your soul by having a BLT for lunch. It might not work, but I'll try.
shrift - Sep 21, 2005 7:36:07 am PDT #9582 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
When you do get in touch with him, you have full permission to beat him.
I'd totally call his office and leave a voicemail, except I just got tasked to do something urgent for a bigwig.