I'm a sucker. '89 has Tone Loc, FYC, Anita Baker, Bon Jovi, and for when you really need a laugh, an assload of Vanilli.
Now there's a collective noun I can get behind.
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
I saw a white squirrel in Minneapolis once. And just a few weeks ago I saw a black squirrel in southern Wisconsin.
There was an albino squirrel roaming Hershey's America Zoo. I finally cornered it at the food court.
I don't know. I lost my rationale, but I was on a roll, so I went with it. In this case, maybe it itched this time, because it's so obviously derived from her name, but halfwit and nitwit, etc., also just seem to be used against women more than men, politicians excepted.
If it helps, we can also refer to Lleyton Halfwit. Though I think Lleyton's Lost-it might work better.
No, Derick, I do not remember speaking to anyone about the problem of the short penis.
What intrigues me is that he's apparently boasting that his penis is now behaving like a tumour. Has it spread to his brain? Yes. Yes, I think we're in a position to make that call.
I deleted that post because the formatting was fucked up. Here's the email I just got:
Hello, do you remember me?
I'm Derick from NY, I have taken new email address.
Remember we spoke about a problem of short penis?
I have found at last a good product which is capable to correct this problem!!!
This the best that i ever tried!!!
My power and pleasure has trippled, my wife can hardly keep up, my penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 and is still growing!
This is More-Size, which I found at [no]
Try it necessarily!!!
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The best regards,
Derick Peoples
Hey, all. Reality check. Is it totally insane that a middling-nice, but not super-tricked-out, bike costs $350? Like, is that the standard going rate for bikes?
Because there is a bike I like a lot, that costs that, and, I would like it a lot more if it were $100. But acquiring a bike is in my future, and it's a specialized enough design (to accomodate a bad lower back) that I don't think I can find a perfect El Cheapo knockoff anyplace convenient.
Also, it is so cute. I don't know if it is $350 worth of cute, but it does come in pink, or in a slightly different model, fuchsia.
I want a water buffalo!!!
What caught my attention was this:
Remember we spoke about a problem of short penis?
Loving the idea of that shot in the dark. For all the guys who've commiserated together about the problem of short penis!
Have I mentioned yet today that I hate our IT system with the white hot passion of a gazillion suns?
I want a water buffalo!!!
Are you bored with your hippopotamus already?
ETA: Well, at least it got rid of "Rocket Man".
Go pink! Choose pink!
Plus, none of the boys will want to borrow your bike!
Yes, I am an enabler.
