She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Sep 20, 2005 2:50:53 pm PDT #9396 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Go pink! Choose pink!

Plus, none of the boys will want to borrow your bike!

Yes, I am an enabler.


dw - Sep 20, 2005 2:55:37 pm PDT #9397 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Loving the idea of that shot in the dark. For all the guys who've commiserated together about the problem of short penis!

Yeah, that's what guys talk about down at the bar.

Guy 1: Hey, how's it going?
Guy 2: Alright. Could be better, though.
Guy 1: Short penis?
Guy 2: Yeah. Only 3.5" long.
Guy 1: I'm longer, but my problem is that my cum dribbles out, and I wish it'd shoot out.
Guy 3: Hey, either of you know where I can get an unsolicited 3% mortgage? I'm sure in need of one.
Guy 1: I'm not sure. Sorry.
Guy 4: Hey, anyone know the score of the game?
(guys all look at him)
Guy 2: Dude. Is there something wrong with you?


billytea - Sep 20, 2005 2:57:45 pm PDT #9398 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I want a water buffalo!!!

I swear I saw that on a dating site once.


Lee - Sep 20, 2005 3:07:22 pm PDT #9399 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What do I want for dinner?

(and no, the answer is not water buffalo)


Zenkitty - Sep 20, 2005 3:07:38 pm PDT #9400 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

So sorry for your loss, Polgara.

I'm watching Bones. Sort of. I wish they'd move the schedule around some tonight. After months of tv-blahs, there are three shows on at 9pm that I want to watch. And I no longer have more than one VCR set up. This is bad. This may be the last straw that causes me to get a TiFaux.

I liked The Eurythmics. According to this website I just googled, the top hit song of the year I graduated high school was Bette Davis Eyes, by Kim Carnes. I loved that song, too.


msbelle - Sep 20, 2005 3:08:52 pm PDT #9401 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Perkins if you are me you want Mac&Cheese. What I'll be having is Salmon.


Lee - Sep 20, 2005 3:13:21 pm PDT #9402 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Mac and cheese would be good.

So would sushi.


billytea - Sep 20, 2005 3:13:46 pm PDT #9403 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(and no, the answer is not water buffalo)

I've had water buffalo. Quite nice. Oh, and I also once went to Europe courtesy of a duplicitous buffalo.

Perkins if you are me you want Mac&Cheese. What I'll be having is Salmon.

I had a salmon gratin for dinner last night. It had pasta and a light cheese sauce, so I guess I had both.


Emily - Sep 20, 2005 3:16:51 pm PDT #9404 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, and I also once went to Europe courtesy of a duplicitous buffalo.

Spill.


Zenkitty - Sep 20, 2005 3:19:49 pm PDT #9405 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, and I also once went to Europe courtesy of a duplicitous buffalo.

This story must be told.