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bon bon - Sep 20, 2005 2:38:13 pm PDT #9389 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I deleted that post because the formatting was fucked up. Here's the email I just got:

Hello, do you remember me?

I'm Derick from NY, I have taken new email address.

Remember we spoke about a problem of short penis?

I have found at last a good product which is capable to correct this problem!!!

This the best that i ever tried!!!

My power and pleasure has trippled, my wife can hardly keep up, my penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 and is still growing!

This is More-Size, which I found at [no]

Try it necessarily!!!

The best regards,

Derick Peoples

Nutty - Sep 20, 2005 2:40:03 pm PDT #9390 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey, all. Reality check. Is it totally insane that a middling-nice, but not super-tricked-out, bike costs $350? Like, is that the standard going rate for bikes?

Because there is a bike I like a lot, that costs that, and, I would like it a lot more if it were $100. But acquiring a bike is in my future, and it's a specialized enough design (to accomodate a bad lower back) that I don't think I can find a perfect El Cheapo knockoff anyplace convenient.

Also, it is so cute. I don't know if it is $350 worth of cute, but it does come in pink, or in a slightly different model, fuchsia.

Aims - Sep 20, 2005 2:40:50 pm PDT #9391 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want a water buffalo!!!

Jesse - Sep 20, 2005 2:42:42 pm PDT #9392 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

my penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 and is still growing!

Dude, that's terrifying.

bon bon - Sep 20, 2005 2:45:20 pm PDT #9393 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What caught my attention was this:

Remember we spoke about a problem of short penis?

Loving the idea of that shot in the dark. For all the guys who've commiserated together about the problem of short penis!

Lee - Sep 20, 2005 2:48:05 pm PDT #9394 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Have I mentioned yet today that I hate our IT system with the white hot passion of a gazillion suns?

Emily - Sep 20, 2005 2:50:07 pm PDT #9395 of 10002

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I want a water buffalo!!!

Are you bored with your hippopotamus already?

ETA: Well, at least it got rid of "Rocket Man".

Theodosia - Sep 20, 2005 2:50:53 pm PDT #9396 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Go pink! Choose pink!

Plus, none of the boys will want to borrow your bike!

Yes, I am an enabler.

dw - Sep 20, 2005 2:55:37 pm PDT #9397 of 10002

Silence means security silence means approval

Loving the idea of that shot in the dark. For all the guys who've commiserated together about the problem of short penis!

Yeah, that's what guys talk about down at the bar.

Guy 1: Hey, how's it going?
Guy 2: Alright. Could be better, though.
Guy 1: Short penis?
Guy 2: Yeah. Only 3.5" long.
Guy 1: I'm longer, but my problem is that my cum dribbles out, and I wish it'd shoot out.
Guy 3: Hey, either of you know where I can get an unsolicited 3% mortgage? I'm sure in need of one.
Guy 1: I'm not sure. Sorry.
Guy 4: Hey, anyone know the score of the game?
(guys all look at him)
Guy 2: Dude. Is there something wrong with you?

billytea - Sep 20, 2005 2:57:45 pm PDT #9398 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I want a water buffalo!!!

I swear I saw that on a dating site once.

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