Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Sep 16, 2005 8:37:39 am PDT #8133 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That's so cool.


JohnSweden - Sep 16, 2005 8:39:07 am PDT #8134 of 10002
I can't even.

From the "Soccer is ::so:: a tough sport" file:

And unlucky Hamburg 96 player Chavdar Yankow had to have six stitches inserted in his todger after a reckless, um, tackle ripped it open. The 21-year-old suffered a three-inch gash during the 2-0 win over Frankfurt, but despite his shorts being "soaked with blood", Yankow soldiered on and even managed to score a goal.

[link]


Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 8:39:14 am PDT #8135 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's going to be an auction where you can bid for a 15 minute phone call from one of the writers/actors from the 'verse.

Man, that's a genius prize.


Nutty - Sep 16, 2005 8:42:59 am PDT #8136 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

todger

That's a new vocab word.

Also, in the Annals of Why Professional Athletes Wear Cups, Unless They Are Insane.


flea - Sep 16, 2005 8:43:45 am PDT #8137 of 10002
information libertarian

Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?


Emily - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:07 am PDT #8138 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It depends on the bidder, I imagine. I'm trying to imagine what I'd say.

"So, uh... how's the weather where you are? Yeah? Yeah, here too."


Sean K - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:29 am PDT #8139 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Chavdar Yankow had to have six stitches inserted in his todger

I'm sorry, am I reading this right? The man took a three inch gash in his JOHN THOMAS?????? And kept playing?

Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.

Also a good example of SERIOUSLY EFFED UP PRIORITIES.


flea - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:44 am PDT #8140 of 10002
information libertarian

Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:45:46 am PDT #8141 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Surreal X-post:

Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?

It depends on the bidder, I imagine.


Tom Scola - Sep 16, 2005 8:46:39 am PDT #8142 of 10002
They pay me in WOIMS

todger.com is available.

IJS.