Xander ,'Showtime'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
From the "Soccer is ::so:: a tough sport" file:
And unlucky Hamburg 96 player Chavdar Yankow had to have six stitches inserted in his todger after a reckless, um, tackle ripped it open. The 21-year-old suffered a three-inch gash during the 2-0 win over Frankfurt, but despite his shorts being "soaked with blood", Yankow soldiered on and even managed to score a goal.
There's going to be an auction where you can bid for a 15 minute phone call from one of the writers/actors from the 'verse.
Man, that's a genius prize.
todger
That's a new vocab word.
Also, in the Annals of Why Professional Athletes Wear Cups, Unless They Are Insane.
Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?
It depends on the bidder, I imagine. I'm trying to imagine what I'd say.
"So, uh... how's the weather where you are? Yeah? Yeah, here too."
Chavdar Yankow had to have six stitches inserted in his todger
I'm sorry, am I reading this right? The man took a three inch gash in his JOHN THOMAS?????? And kept playing?
Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.
Also a good example of SERIOUSLY EFFED UP PRIORITIES.
Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".
Surreal X-post:
Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?
It depends on the bidder, I imagine.
todger.com is available.
IJS.
I need a nap. I may DIE if I do not get a nap.
My employer does not have nap rooms. We do have comfy massage chairs and wireless. Maybe I should take my laptop to a massage chair and work meditate.