Surreal X-post:
Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?
It depends on the bidder, I imagine.
I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:45:46 am PDT #8141 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Sep 16, 2005 8:46:39 am PDT #8142 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
todger.com is available.
IJS.
Betsy HP - Sep 16, 2005 8:47:54 am PDT #8143 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I need a nap. I may DIE if I do not get a nap.
My employer does not have nap rooms. We do have comfy massage chairs and wireless. Maybe I should take my laptop to a massage chair and work meditate.
Jessica - Sep 16, 2005 8:49:32 am PDT #8144 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We do have comfy massage chairs
You poor thing. My heart bleeds.
Nutty - Sep 16, 2005 8:49:35 am PDT #8145 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Massage? She asked, querulously.
I have the worst crick in my neck, and it won't go away, and I have no massage opportunities. I am thinking about going home sick, because it Will Not Go Away and I cannot turn right at present.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:13 am PDT #8146 of 10002
What is even happening?
Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".
Yes. If todger is penis slang, there is no better name.
JohnSweden - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:39 am PDT #8147 of 10002
I can't even.
Fay has referred to "todgers" before, here, IIRC (okay, it might have been Bitches).
Nutty, soccer players don't usually wear cups. The restriction of movement isn't worth the very occasional risk.
Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.
No sir, that's tough. He's a professional athlete. If he can play, he should be out there.
Kate P. - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:57 am PDT #8148 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Reminds me of the Welsh soccer fan who cut off his own testicle and then walked to the local pub to show it off. [link]
Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 8:51:10 am PDT #8149 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My employer does not have nap rooms. We do have comfy massage chairs and wireless. Maybe I should take my laptop to a massage chair and work meditate.
Man, I'm trying to think of bathrooms that have couches. Maybe I'll go to the student center- there are always students sacked out in every damn corner. May be a little too early in the semester for the napping to start in earnest though.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 8:53:03 am PDT #8150 of 10002
What is even happening?
I have the worst crick in my neck, and it won't go away, and I have no massage opportunities. I am thinking about going home sick, because it Will Not Go Away and I cannot turn right at present.
Contour pillow: [link]
I have a pinched nerve as a memento from whiplash sustained in a car accident, about 10 years ago. The Bitches recommended this pillow. Scott picked one up for me over the weekend, and I'm finally without my cervical collar (after donning it a week ago, Sunday), today. It's lovely.