It depends on the bidder, I imagine. I'm trying to imagine what I'd say.
"So, uh... how's the weather where you are? Yeah? Yeah, here too."
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:07 am PDT #8138 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Sean K - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:29 am PDT #8139 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Chavdar Yankow had to have six stitches inserted in his todger
I'm sorry, am I reading this right? The man took a three inch gash in his JOHN THOMAS?????? And kept playing?
Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.
Also a good example of SERIOUSLY EFFED UP PRIORITIES.
flea - Sep 16, 2005 8:44:44 am PDT #8140 of 10002
information libertarian
Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 8:45:46 am PDT #8141 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Surreal X-post:
Um, do I want to know what a "todger" is?
It depends on the bidder, I imagine.
Tom Scola - Sep 16, 2005 8:46:39 am PDT #8142 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
todger.com is available.
IJS.
Betsy HP - Sep 16, 2005 8:47:54 am PDT #8143 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I need a nap. I may DIE if I do not get a nap.
My employer does not have nap rooms. We do have comfy massage chairs and wireless. Maybe I should take my laptop to a massage chair and work meditate.
Jessica - Sep 16, 2005 8:49:32 am PDT #8144 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We do have comfy massage chairs
You poor thing. My heart bleeds.
Nutty - Sep 16, 2005 8:49:35 am PDT #8145 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Massage? She asked, querulously.
I have the worst crick in my neck, and it won't go away, and I have no massage opportunities. I am thinking about going home sick, because it Will Not Go Away and I cannot turn right at present.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:13 am PDT #8146 of 10002
What is even happening?
Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".
Yes. If todger is penis slang, there is no better name.
JohnSweden - Sep 16, 2005 8:50:39 am PDT #8147 of 10002
I can't even.
Fay has referred to "todgers" before, here, IIRC (okay, it might have been Bitches).
Nutty, soccer players don't usually wear cups. The restriction of movement isn't worth the very occasional risk.
Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.
No sir, that's tough. He's a professional athlete. If he can play, he should be out there.