You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2005 5:28:39 am PDT #8065 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony

Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.

I would assume the latter could easily lead to the former. It's a pity that only one may be true.

Yeah, I'm pretty much done being charitable towards anyone in this regime.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 5:28:57 am PDT #8066 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom was called for jury duty a few months ago. He was all, "haha, not part of your system SUCKAS!!!!!!" which may have been actually what he wrote on the reply card.


Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:36:07 am PDT #8067 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I've bitched often enough about my jury duty experience--but that's only because my experience only included WAITING to be seated for an entire week WITHOUT ever being called for voir dire.

And once was when I was pregnant with Owen--and the chairs in the jury waiting lounge were un-fucking-comfortable.

The good news is that this gives me a two year out. Although if I get called again after that time is up, I'm screwed because they don't exempt people without childcare. The $20/day they pay won't cover that cost.


sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 5:42:28 am PDT #8068 of 10002

You get a whole $20? We get $11. And you have to pay for parking (though they *may* waive that.) But nearby delis will give you a free drink with purchase!

Um, yeah.

I am lucky in that my employer actually gives me full pay for court related stuff and doesn't take it out of my sick or vacation days. I think they go up to 3 months in case of being on a grand jury. I think. It's been a bit since I researched it.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 5:43:44 am PDT #8069 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I LOVE jury duty -- I've had it three times in three different places. Actual quote: "Man, this is better than voting!!" I wish I would get called this year while I'm still in school, and not later when I'm working full-time again, but you know that'll never happen.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 5:53:15 am PDT #8070 of 10002
What is even happening?

Bless you, AmyLiz. Sadly, this is not new-to-you amusement.

Trying again...

Everyone STOP.

Stop whatever it is you're doing right now STOP

Watch this work safe short STOP

[link] STOP

Love,
The League of Lady Conspiracists


Vortex - Sep 16, 2005 5:57:23 am PDT #8071 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You get a whole $20? We get $11. And you have to pay for parking (though they *may* waive that.)

I just did jury duty a few weeks ago, and we got $30. they said $10 of that was to pay for parking.


msbelle - Sep 16, 2005 5:57:53 am PDT #8072 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

only called once and just as I was moving counties, so I was dismissed.


JZ - Sep 16, 2005 6:01:47 am PDT #8073 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I did one day of jury duty earlier this year and got bupkus. In SF you don't get any money until you actually get on a jury; the day spent sitting in the jury selection room and wandering from courtroom to courtroom waiting to be chosen or not doesn't count.


Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2005 6:02:14 am PDT #8074 of 10002
brillig

t earworm implanted . . .

"I've got my tinfoil hat on . . ."

Curse you, Cindy.