When they were doing the whatsit, voir dire?--the thingy where the attorneys chose the jury--for my group, they let a breast-feeding woman leave. Which seems quite reasonable, but I've never been quite that desperate to get out of jury duty.
Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Sep 16, 2005 5:01:54 am PDT #8055 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Amy - Sep 16, 2005 5:03:06 am PDT #8056 of 10002
Because books.
Pssst, Cindy, there's no link in your post.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 5:10:40 am PDT #8057 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Emily, just fake being mentally incapable.
Nutty - Sep 16, 2005 5:19:53 am PDT #8058 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I can be disqualified for not being a citizen, being over 70 or under 18, not speaking English, not living in the county, convicted of a felony, having already served, being physically or mentally incapable, or a primary care-giver for a permanently disabled perosn.
Ha! When I was in college, in Hampshire county, they called me despite my not being a citizen of the state. (I legally resided in Connecticut.) There was no "I don't live here" exemption, then. Of course, they also reoutinely called foreign students too, and they had to go in person to the courthouse to prove they were not citizens.
Knock wood that I am not called any time soon.
I don't think Karl Rove being on his back maoning in agony would have made disorganized people over their heads act any less disorganized. There would just have been more lying and adroit reality-denial, which would haev obscured the problem. So, really, we're all better off that ole Karl was peeing rocks, because I for one am a fan of reality.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 5:23:12 am PDT #8059 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"? Is it because he can make shit look good?
Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2005 5:23:58 am PDT #8060 of 10002
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Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation. A noble soul--especially one who knows what kidney stones can do--would have some sympathy, but I seem to be all tapped out at the sympathy bank.
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:25:24 am PDT #8061 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
So, really, we're all better off that ole Karl was peeing rocks, because I for one am a fan of reality.
In my reality, they are Pop!Rocks. Cause I think it would be funnier.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"? Is it because he can make shit look good?
I think it's because he looks like a turd but makes Bush smell like a rose.
Yeah, I'm feeling slightly mean and spiteful today. The boy waited until DH left town on business to get up at 2:30, 3:30 and 5 a.m. Exhaustion makes me bitter.
Jim - Sep 16, 2005 5:25:25 am PDT #8062 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"?
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:26:12 am PDT #8063 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Nope. That's what Bush actually calls him.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 5:26:16 am PDT #8064 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation.
Yes, totally. As well as:
Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.