Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation. A noble soul--especially one who knows what kidney stones can do--would have some sympathy, but I seem to be all tapped out at the sympathy bank.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2005 5:23:58 am PDT #8060 of 10002
brillig
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:25:24 am PDT #8061 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
So, really, we're all better off that ole Karl was peeing rocks, because I for one am a fan of reality.
In my reality, they are Pop!Rocks. Cause I think it would be funnier.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"? Is it because he can make shit look good?
I think it's because he looks like a turd but makes Bush smell like a rose.
Yeah, I'm feeling slightly mean and spiteful today. The boy waited until DH left town on business to get up at 2:30, 3:30 and 5 a.m. Exhaustion makes me bitter.
Jim - Sep 16, 2005 5:25:25 am PDT #8062 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"?
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:26:12 am PDT #8063 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Nope. That's what Bush actually calls him.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 5:26:16 am PDT #8064 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation.
Yes, totally. As well as:
Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2005 5:28:39 am PDT #8065 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.
I would assume the latter could easily lead to the former. It's a pity that only one may be true.
Yeah, I'm pretty much done being charitable towards anyone in this regime.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 5:28:57 am PDT #8066 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Tom was called for jury duty a few months ago. He was all, "haha, not part of your system SUCKAS!!!!!!" which may have been actually what he wrote on the reply card.
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 5:36:07 am PDT #8067 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I've bitched often enough about my jury duty experience--but that's only because my experience only included WAITING to be seated for an entire week WITHOUT ever being called for voir dire.
And once was when I was pregnant with Owen--and the chairs in the jury waiting lounge were un-fucking-comfortable.
The good news is that this gives me a two year out. Although if I get called again after that time is up, I'm screwed because they don't exempt people without childcare. The $20/day they pay won't cover that cost.
sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 5:42:28 am PDT #8068 of 10002
You get a whole $20? We get $11. And you have to pay for parking (though they *may* waive that.) But nearby delis will give you a free drink with purchase!
Um, yeah.
I am lucky in that my employer actually gives me full pay for court related stuff and doesn't take it out of my sick or vacation days. I think they go up to 3 months in case of being on a grand jury. I think. It's been a bit since I researched it.
Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 5:43:44 am PDT #8069 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I LOVE jury duty -- I've had it three times in three different places. Actual quote: "Man, this is better than voting!!" I wish I would get called this year while I'm still in school, and not later when I'm working full-time again, but you know that'll never happen.