I can be disqualified for not being a citizen, being over 70 or under 18, not speaking English, not living in the county, convicted of a felony, having already served, being physically or mentally incapable, or a primary care-giver for a permanently disabled perosn.
Ha! When I was in college, in Hampshire county, they called me despite my not being a citizen of the state. (I legally resided in Connecticut.) There was no "I don't live here" exemption, then. Of course, they also reoutinely called foreign students too, and they had to go in person to the courthouse to prove they were not citizens.
Knock wood that I am not called any time soon.
I don't think Karl Rove being on his back maoning in agony would have made disorganized people over their heads act any less disorganized. There would just have been more lying and adroit reality-denial, which would haev obscured the problem. So, really, we're all better off that ole Karl was peeing rocks, because I for one am a fan of reality.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"? Is it because he can make shit look good?
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation. A noble soul--especially one who knows what kidney stones can do--would have some sympathy, but I seem to be all tapped out at the sympathy bank.
So, really, we're all better off that ole Karl was peeing rocks, because I for one am a fan of reality.
In my reality, they are Pop!Rocks. Cause I think it would be funnier.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"? Is it because he can make shit look good?
I think it's because he looks like a turd but makes Bush smell like a rose.
Yeah, I'm feeling slightly mean and spiteful today. The boy waited until DH left town on business to get up at 2:30, 3:30 and 5 a.m. Exhaustion makes me bitter.
Anyone know why Bush calls him "Turd Blossom"?
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Is that not just a Doonesbury joke?
Nope. That's what Bush actually calls him.
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
A phrase that bears repeating and contemplation.
Yes, totally. As well as:
Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.
Karl Rove being on his back moaning in agony
Karl Rove being nibbled to death by weiner dogs.
I would assume the latter could easily lead to the former. It's a pity that only one may be true.
Yeah, I'm pretty much done being charitable towards anyone in this regime.
Tom was called for jury duty a few months ago. He was all, "haha, not part of your system SUCKAS!!!!!!" which may have been actually what he wrote on the reply card.
I've bitched often enough about my jury duty experience--but that's only because my experience only included WAITING to be seated for an entire week WITHOUT ever being called for voir dire.
And once was when I was pregnant with Owen--and the chairs in the jury waiting lounge were un-fucking-comfortable.
The good news is that this gives me a two year out. Although if I get called again after that time is up, I'm screwed because they don't exempt people without childcare. The $20/day they pay won't cover that cost.
