Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Sep 07, 2005 12:55:22 pm PDT #5347 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh. It got me in, so I posted. I can email it.

eta: Buuuuut, I closed the window and now it just takes me to an abstract. Bother.

One woman even wrote in to say that she had "conceived the spirit of our Divine Lord," the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while eating alone at the Olive Garden.
"I heard singing, and tomato sauce rained from the sky, and I saw angel hair pasta flying about with little farfalle wings and playing harps," she wrote. "It was beautiful." The Spaghetti Monster, she went on, impregnated her and told her, "You shall name Him ... Prego ... and He shall bring in a new era of love."
flying about with little farfalle wings...


ChiKat - Sep 07, 2005 12:56:36 pm PDT #5348 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

tommy, I just emailed it to your gmail account.


Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2005 12:57:23 pm PDT #5349 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Remember Michael D. Brown of FEMA? The one Bush thinks is doing a great job at FEMA?

Well, he isn't losing his great job. Far from it. He's just getting on a deputy to take over operational control of the search-and-rescue and recovery efforts along the Gulf Coast.

Because firing his ass would be admitting that something is wrong.


bon bon - Sep 07, 2005 12:57:54 pm PDT #5350 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

As much as I love The Daily Show, their guests are allowed carte blanche to present the silliest science with a straight face. It's a daily show staffed by comedy writers on a deadline, not reporters and experts, so what can you do. But I don't know if I'm looking forward to the "scientists" they'll dredge up for an evolution "debate."


Ginger - Sep 07, 2005 1:00:05 pm PDT #5351 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Betsy's link: "a multi-stakeholder nightmare"

I assume that's bureaucrat for "clusterfuck."


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 1:01:14 pm PDT #5352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, I just emailed it to your gmail account.

Thanks. But brenda's link worked for me.

Oh, and sometimes I love the Google ads that show up on some sites. (The ads are automatically selected based on content of the article.) For the Flying Spaghetti Monster article, the ads are:

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Wolfram - Sep 07, 2005 1:01:23 pm PDT #5353 of 10002
Visilurking

Wolfram, after FEMA has cut telephone lines, I am not giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Oh hell no, don't give them shit. I'm happy to jump on the FEMA fucked up bigtime bandwagon. I just bristle at the (possible) misuse of the C word.


brenda m - Sep 07, 2005 1:05:42 pm PDT #5354 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Remember Michael D. Brown of FEMA? The one Bush thinks is doing a great job at FEMA?

You mean good old Brownie?


Toddson - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:05 pm PDT #5355 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've been hearing the stories and looking at the pictures. The National Guard was treating the people in New Orleans as the enemy - criminals rather than victims, opponents rather than some of their own.

I'm reminded of the times when dictators have set the army against people opposing them, with orders to shoot, and the soldiers have looked at crowds and seen their own people - their own families. those dictators have fallen. Bush is secure - the NG doesn't seem able to see the people of New Orleans as their own.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:06 pm PDT #5356 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You mean good old Brownie?

ION, I have a new idea for a cop show: Brownie and Turd Blossom.