You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2005 12:57:23 pm PDT #5349 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Remember Michael D. Brown of FEMA? The one Bush thinks is doing a great job at FEMA?

Well, he isn't losing his great job. Far from it. He's just getting on a deputy to take over operational control of the search-and-rescue and recovery efforts along the Gulf Coast.

Because firing his ass would be admitting that something is wrong.


bon bon - Sep 07, 2005 12:57:54 pm PDT #5350 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

As much as I love The Daily Show, their guests are allowed carte blanche to present the silliest science with a straight face. It's a daily show staffed by comedy writers on a deadline, not reporters and experts, so what can you do. But I don't know if I'm looking forward to the "scientists" they'll dredge up for an evolution "debate."


Ginger - Sep 07, 2005 1:00:05 pm PDT #5351 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Betsy's link: "a multi-stakeholder nightmare"

I assume that's bureaucrat for "clusterfuck."


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 1:01:14 pm PDT #5352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, I just emailed it to your gmail account.

Thanks. But brenda's link worked for me.

Oh, and sometimes I love the Google ads that show up on some sites. (The ads are automatically selected based on content of the article.) For the Flying Spaghetti Monster article, the ads are:

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Wolfram - Sep 07, 2005 1:01:23 pm PDT #5353 of 10002
Visilurking

Wolfram, after FEMA has cut telephone lines, I am not giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Oh hell no, don't give them shit. I'm happy to jump on the FEMA fucked up bigtime bandwagon. I just bristle at the (possible) misuse of the C word.


brenda m - Sep 07, 2005 1:05:42 pm PDT #5354 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Remember Michael D. Brown of FEMA? The one Bush thinks is doing a great job at FEMA?

You mean good old Brownie?


Toddson - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:05 pm PDT #5355 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've been hearing the stories and looking at the pictures. The National Guard was treating the people in New Orleans as the enemy - criminals rather than victims, opponents rather than some of their own.

I'm reminded of the times when dictators have set the army against people opposing them, with orders to shoot, and the soldiers have looked at crowds and seen their own people - their own families. those dictators have fallen. Bush is secure - the NG doesn't seem able to see the people of New Orleans as their own.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:06 pm PDT #5356 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You mean good old Brownie?

ION, I have a new idea for a cop show: Brownie and Turd Blossom.


bon bon - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:29 pm PDT #5357 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

'''I said because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right last week.' And he said 'What didn't go right?'''

Bob Bob was telling me last night how Ari Fleischer (sp?) "pioneered" the use of bald-faced lies as Press Secretary. That shit actually seems to work-- I mean, what's Nancy going to say to him above? It would require an answer way too complicated for the circumstances, and so he pretty much gets away with the "Who me?" routine. I am honestly flabbergasted at the breathtaking audacity of the Rove regime, and how it seems to be consequence-free.


DavidS - Sep 07, 2005 1:08:33 pm PDT #5358 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. From The Onion:

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White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

NEW ORLEANS--Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing AfricanĀ­ Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.