Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Sep 07, 2005 1:07:29 pm PDT #5357 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

'''I said because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right last week.' And he said 'What didn't go right?'''

Bob Bob was telling me last night how Ari Fleischer (sp?) "pioneered" the use of bald-faced lies as Press Secretary. That shit actually seems to work-- I mean, what's Nancy going to say to him above? It would require an answer way too complicated for the circumstances, and so he pretty much gets away with the "Who me?" routine. I am honestly flabbergasted at the breathtaking audacity of the Rove regime, and how it seems to be consequence-free.


DavidS - Sep 07, 2005 1:08:33 pm PDT #5358 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. From The Onion:

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White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

NEW ORLEANS--Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing AfricanĀ­ Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.


aurelia - Sep 07, 2005 1:10:44 pm PDT #5359 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

He's just getting on a deputy to take over operational control of the search-and-rescue and recovery efforts along the Gulf Coast.

Too bad this guy wasn't given control a couple weeks ago. The deputy, that is.


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 1:46:33 pm PDT #5360 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I know it shouldn't be surprising, but -- Rick Santorum wants to penalize people who "chose not to heed the warnings" to evacuate.

Pure evil.


Aims - Sep 07, 2005 1:50:45 pm PDT #5361 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yay! My proposal has been given to the President of the company!!


erikaj - Sep 07, 2005 1:55:52 pm PDT #5362 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

what? More than losing their houses and being a hair-breadth from death? Yikes.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 2:04:58 pm PDT #5363 of 10002
What is even happening?

I know it shouldn't be surprising, but -- Rick Santorum wants to penalize people who "chose not to heed the warnings" to evacuate.
Pure evil.

That's double jeopardy, man. They already kept the whole class in detention for a minimum of three days.


Kat - Sep 07, 2005 3:03:42 pm PDT #5364 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

enh! forget what I said. The revised list from their website I posted is obsolete already.

Aimee, before you buy anything for the dream center, check their needs page because it changes hourly, it seems.


Almare - Sep 07, 2005 3:32:37 pm PDT #5365 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

Almare - Sep 07, 2005 3:32:41 pm PDT #5366 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

Gods help me. My computer crashes, the intetnet DIES, lightnight strike the electrical pole, and here I am, four months later, still logged in.