"If necessary," he said, "we will secede from the union."
That trick never works.
Who died and made you Elvis?
Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:01 am PDT #3079 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DXMachina - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:06 am PDT #3080 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Most of my education was in religious institutions. From nursery school through high-school, my day was always split between Judaic studies, and what we would refer to as secular studies. Over the years I had many different science teachers teach us about biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, earth sciences, and yes, evolution. Never, not once, did a science teacher attempt to teach us creationism. Why? Because that's what the religious half of the day was for.
Wolfram, this was my experience in Catholic schools, as well.
Steph L. - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:17 am PDT #3081 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
"If necessary," he said, "we will secede from the union."
Because that always goes so well.
Hey, I'd be thrilled to have the whack-jobs out.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:49 am PDT #3082 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because that always goes so well.
Hey, it's the ultimate expression of State's Rights.
DXMachina - Aug 31, 2005 10:01:41 am PDT #3083 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
That trick never works.
Yeah, it worked so well for South Carolina last time.
dw - Aug 31, 2005 10:03:20 am PDT #3084 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Because that always goes so well.
Maybe we should send them free passes to see Fort Sumter and a complete set of The Civil War DVDs.
dw - Aug 31, 2005 10:04:06 am PDT #3085 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
NASA satellite shots of the Mississippi damage: [link]
JZ - Aug 31, 2005 10:04:07 am PDT #3086 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm with Tep. Here's your hat, what's your hurry, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
bon bon - Aug 31, 2005 10:06:41 am PDT #3087 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That Columbia Christian Campaign, or whatever it's called? Has now gotten far more attention than it's ever gotten or will get.
Nutty - Aug 31, 2005 10:07:24 am PDT #3088 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Jesus -- the dude this group allegedly worships -- loved the sinners, the whores and depraved sort. He didn't kick the shit out of them, and he certainly didn't destroy their homes.
More to the point, hello! Don't these people READ the Bible? I am an unbelieving reprobate and even I know about the rainbow sign, and how it means I promise that next time I totally destroy you it won't be with water.
Ipso facto, Q. E. D., and other Latin phrases. Some people just need my foot in their ass.