"If necessary," he said, "we will secede from the union."
Because that always goes so well.
Hey, I'd be thrilled to have the whack-jobs out.
What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:17 am PDT #3081 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 10:00:49 am PDT #3082 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because that always goes so well.
Hey, it's the ultimate expression of State's Rights.
DXMachina - Aug 31, 2005 10:01:41 am PDT #3083 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
That trick never works.
Yeah, it worked so well for South Carolina last time.
dw - Aug 31, 2005 10:03:20 am PDT #3084 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Because that always goes so well.
Maybe we should send them free passes to see Fort Sumter and a complete set of The Civil War DVDs.
dw - Aug 31, 2005 10:04:06 am PDT #3085 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
NASA satellite shots of the Mississippi damage: [link]
JZ - Aug 31, 2005 10:04:07 am PDT #3086 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm with Tep. Here's your hat, what's your hurry, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
bon bon - Aug 31, 2005 10:06:41 am PDT #3087 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That Columbia Christian Campaign, or whatever it's called? Has now gotten far more attention than it's ever gotten or will get.
Nutty - Aug 31, 2005 10:07:24 am PDT #3088 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Jesus -- the dude this group allegedly worships -- loved the sinners, the whores and depraved sort. He didn't kick the shit out of them, and he certainly didn't destroy their homes.
More to the point, hello! Don't these people READ the Bible? I am an unbelieving reprobate and even I know about the rainbow sign, and how it means I promise that next time I totally destroy you it won't be with water.
Ipso facto, Q. E. D., and other Latin phrases. Some people just need my foot in their ass.
Allyson - Aug 31, 2005 10:07:36 am PDT #3089 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey, I'd be thrilled to have the whack-jobs out.
There are the millions of poor folk who'd be trapped in the theocracy, getting stoned to death in public squares, who were unable to leave due to not having anyplace else to go, I think.
Jessica - Aug 31, 2005 10:08:18 am PDT #3090 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I assume he meant South Korea unless there's been a unification in the last few days I didn't hear about. So why did he only say "Korea?"
What Juliana said, pretty much. I don't know any Koreans who say "South Korea" -- it's either just Korea, or Republic of Korea in official documents. (And ROK to the military.)