Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Aug 31, 2005 10:04:07 am PDT #3086 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm with Tep. Here's your hat, what's your hurry, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


bon bon - Aug 31, 2005 10:06:41 am PDT #3087 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That Columbia Christian Campaign, or whatever it's called? Has now gotten far more attention than it's ever gotten or will get.


Nutty - Aug 31, 2005 10:07:24 am PDT #3088 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Jesus -- the dude this group allegedly worships -- loved the sinners, the whores and depraved sort. He didn't kick the shit out of them, and he certainly didn't destroy their homes.

More to the point, hello! Don't these people READ the Bible? I am an unbelieving reprobate and even I know about the rainbow sign, and how it means I promise that next time I totally destroy you it won't be with water.

Ipso facto, Q. E. D., and other Latin phrases. Some people just need my foot in their ass.


Allyson - Aug 31, 2005 10:07:36 am PDT #3089 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey, I'd be thrilled to have the whack-jobs out.

There are the millions of poor folk who'd be trapped in the theocracy, getting stoned to death in public squares, who were unable to leave due to not having anyplace else to go, I think.


Jessica - Aug 31, 2005 10:08:18 am PDT #3090 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I assume he meant South Korea unless there's been a unification in the last few days I didn't hear about. So why did he only say "Korea?"

What Juliana said, pretty much. I don't know any Koreans who say "South Korea" -- it's either just Korea, or Republic of Korea in official documents. (And ROK to the military.)


Wolfram - Aug 31, 2005 10:09:40 am PDT #3091 of 10002
Visilurking

The Discovery Institute, the people who bring you Intellegent Design, has been adamant about schools not trying to teach this stuff.

dw, I looked at their website and they seem to be saying just the opposite: [link]

"Discovery Institute's Center for Science and Culture has long advocated the idea of teaching the strengths and weaknesses about Darwinian evolution."


dw - Aug 31, 2005 10:10:26 am PDT #3092 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I'm with Tep. Here's your hat, what's your hurry, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

After reading a friend's, er, former friend's blog yesterday, I'm kinda pissy about the attitude the coasts have towards Flyover-Jesusland. Former friend said, in effect, that the people in Mississippi deserved to die because they were stupid and didn't vote the right way in 2004.

I don't like what these morons are doing, and I'm hoping and praying it fails, but answering their contempt and vitriol with contempt and vitriol is counter-productive and the terrorists have already won and think of the children.

There. I've said my bit.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 10:10:31 am PDT #3093 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus I'm guessing that many businessess will decided that a theocracy wouldn't have the best environment for their employees, and thus would locate elsewhere, putting the economy of the theocracy in the toilet.

For example, it'd be difficult to have a work environment supportive of gays and lesbians in a state that puts gays and lesbians to death.


Hayden - Aug 31, 2005 10:10:45 am PDT #3094 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Maybe we could convince the Christian separatists to move to Sudan, where a right-wing insane-o theocracy might actually be a step up from what those poor people have right now.


Trudy Booth - Aug 31, 2005 10:10:48 am PDT #3095 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More to the point, hello! Don't these people READ the Bible? I am an unbelieving reprobate and even I know about the rainbow sign, and how it means I promise that next time I totally destroy you it won't be with water.

Ah, but this is only partial destruction. Seems the Almighty found a loop-hole.