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Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 28, 2005 5:14:33 pm PDT #1869 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

I hate sushi, mexican, most thai and indian food, and have decided that I just won't enjoy anything new. I am a food curmudgeon. I don't embrace it, but there it is. I have no taste.


billytea - Aug 28, 2005 5:15:48 pm PDT #1870 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

Hee. My first thought was that it was very good of an entire country to do their best to make Allyson feel comfortable and catered for.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2005 5:17:31 pm PDT #1871 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee. My first thought was that it was very good of an entire country to do their best to make Allyson feel comfortable and catered for.

Shut up.


Allyson - Aug 28, 2005 5:20:35 pm PDT #1872 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am either confused or humorless. Maybe both.


dw - Aug 28, 2005 5:25:03 pm PDT #1873 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

You and me? Never going to have an affair.


billytea - Aug 28, 2005 5:27:35 pm PDT #1874 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shut up.

Hey, I say it in the nicest possible way. And I would really quite like to see Chili's make it to Australia. (But what possessed them to change from their roasted vegetable sides into the watery packet mix they're using these days? Who's behind this?)


Jesse - Aug 28, 2005 5:28:18 pm PDT #1875 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Confidential to bon bon: Of course I do know that Killers song.


dw - Aug 28, 2005 5:28:44 pm PDT #1876 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Also, dry some of it, send it to sageless people in need of sage.

That can be done.

They may even be able to work some sort of rosemary exchange.
(My rosemary is insane.)

I'm very short on rosemary this year. I have three sprigs, that's all. So deals can be made.

I'll check the thyme and oregano as well. The thyme was out of control last I looked, but the oregano wasn't looking too hot.


JamesK - Aug 28, 2005 5:29:21 pm PDT #1877 of 10002
"I'm just, you know, I'm just the guy who does the thing." - Toby Ziegler

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

What dw said. Except, you know, the opposite.


Kristen - Aug 28, 2005 5:30:43 pm PDT #1878 of 10002

Don't buy a Volkswagen.

This is a public service announcement.