I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

You and me? Never going to have an affair.

Shut up.

Hey, I say it in the nicest possible way. And I would really quite like to see Chili's make it to Australia. (But what possessed them to change from their roasted vegetable sides into the watery packet mix they're using these days? Who's behind this?)

Confidential to bon bon: Of course I do know that Killers song.

Also, dry some of it, send it to sageless people in need of sage.

That can be done.

They may even be able to work some sort of rosemary exchange.

(My rosemary is insane.)

I'm very short on rosemary this year. I have three sprigs, that's all. So deals can be made.

I'll check the thyme and oregano as well. The thyme was out of control last I looked, but the oregano wasn't looking too hot.

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

What dw said. Except, you know, the opposite.

Don't buy a Volkswagen.

This is a public service announcement.

What happened, Kristen?

I saw the cute external hard drive and immediately coveted it today. In fact, Lori and I went into the Apple Store and in short order almost bought a mighty mouse, a clock/radio/iPod docking station with speakers/ and new earphones.

Then reason prevailed.

I knew you would love the hard drive! I should take pictures of mine! (Though ita will mock me once more.)

And I had a convertible top malfunction. I'm kinda pissed about it. I've had the car for a year and there is a long list of things that have gone wrong with it. I mean, aside from the dead battery incident and now this, none of them have been major. But when you add up all the minor things that have/are broken? It's a long list and it makes me pissy.

Never going to have an affair.

And here I was thinking, wow, I really wanna go down on the newbie.

Now I'm shattered.

I'm bummed that if I bought my mac mini today, it would already have an airport card in it. Now I'll need to buy one and take it in and have it installed. Along with Tiger.

I am also getting a new iBook from work, I hear. Which is exciting and fun, even if it does have a giant Property of LAUSD etched into it.