And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 28, 2005 5:20:35 pm PDT #1872 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am either confused or humorless. Maybe both.


dw - Aug 28, 2005 5:25:03 pm PDT #1873 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

You and me? Never going to have an affair.


billytea - Aug 28, 2005 5:27:35 pm PDT #1874 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shut up.

Hey, I say it in the nicest possible way. And I would really quite like to see Chili's make it to Australia. (But what possessed them to change from their roasted vegetable sides into the watery packet mix they're using these days? Who's behind this?)


Jesse - Aug 28, 2005 5:28:18 pm PDT #1875 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Confidential to bon bon: Of course I do know that Killers song.


dw - Aug 28, 2005 5:28:44 pm PDT #1876 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Also, dry some of it, send it to sageless people in need of sage.

That can be done.

They may even be able to work some sort of rosemary exchange.
(My rosemary is insane.)

I'm very short on rosemary this year. I have three sprigs, that's all. So deals can be made.

I'll check the thyme and oregano as well. The thyme was out of control last I looked, but the oregano wasn't looking too hot.


JamesK - Aug 28, 2005 5:29:21 pm PDT #1877 of 10002
"I'm just, you know, I'm just the guy who does the thing." - Toby Ziegler

I have a low-class palette. I don't want rosemary, sage, thyme, dill, cilanto, or pretty much any other spice near my food. Garlic, onion, sesame oil, lemon, paprika, and salt are as exotic as I can ever get with flavoring of any kind. I've tried, I really have, and I've decided that I will never enjoy any sort of gourmet meal, ever. I can't eat at fancy restaurants. I get panicky at places where I can't order a hamburger, unless it's a pizza joint or chinese food.

What dw said. Except, you know, the opposite.


Kristen - Aug 28, 2005 5:30:43 pm PDT #1878 of 10002

Don't buy a Volkswagen.

This is a public service announcement.


Kat - Aug 28, 2005 5:32:28 pm PDT #1879 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

What happened, Kristen?

I saw the cute external hard drive and immediately coveted it today. In fact, Lori and I went into the Apple Store and in short order almost bought a mighty mouse, a clock/radio/iPod docking station with speakers/ and new earphones.

Then reason prevailed.


Kristen - Aug 28, 2005 5:39:48 pm PDT #1880 of 10002

I knew you would love the hard drive! I should take pictures of mine! (Though ita will mock me once more.)

And I had a convertible top malfunction. I'm kinda pissed about it. I've had the car for a year and there is a long list of things that have gone wrong with it. I mean, aside from the dead battery incident and now this, none of them have been major. But when you add up all the minor things that have/are broken? It's a long list and it makes me pissy.


Allyson - Aug 28, 2005 5:40:23 pm PDT #1881 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Never going to have an affair.

And here I was thinking, wow, I really wanna go down on the newbie.

Now I'm shattered.