We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 28, 2005 2:58:50 pm PDT #3932 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

AGAIN WITH THE BLEACHING OF THE BRAIN!


Lee - Jul 28, 2005 2:59:50 pm PDT #3933 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I had a lizard run up the inside of my pants leg once.

None of that other stuff happened though.


Consuela - Jul 28, 2005 3:02:43 pm PDT #3934 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, he's so cute!

Cutiehead bluetailed lizard.

SO BORED.


dcp - Jul 28, 2005 3:05:18 pm PDT #3935 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Gorgeous blue-tailed skink! She was just looking for bugs and spiders. Glad the cat didn't get her, though.


Allyson - Jul 28, 2005 3:05:45 pm PDT #3936 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, it was in the bathroom at work.


billytea - Jul 28, 2005 3:06:04 pm PDT #3937 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

They're talking about worms that live in testicles here in the office. Y'all are the less freaky alternative.

ita, you can't just tease like that! Where are the details?

Creepy bathroom lizard

Oh, gorgeous little skink!

ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.

No, not poisonous, that'll be because it'd rather predators notice that end instead of the head. Note also the racing stripes that don't continue into said tail. They make it harder to get a bead on the important body bits. And don't pull the tail off, it will grow back, but shorter and less useful, and the regrowth won't be detachable.

Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."

Pfft. This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)


billytea - Jul 28, 2005 3:07:14 pm PDT #3938 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, incidentally, there's a lizard in New Guinea that uses copper instead of iron to transport oxygen within the blood, making its blood and flesh green. Still not poisonous, though.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 3:11:33 pm PDT #3939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, incidentally, there's a lizard in New Guinea that uses copper instead of iron to transport oxygen within the blood, making its blood and flesh green.

Just like Spock.


ChiKat - Jul 28, 2005 3:12:05 pm PDT #3940 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Grrr. I had a report for work done 2 days ago. BigBoss decides to "add a little bit" to it that necessitated me redoing the whole damn thing. I now (at 7pm the night before the client is to get the report) have it almost done, but I need to hear back from her about something to include or not. She's, of course, gone. Now, she's good at checking email, but what if she's out to dinner and doesn't get it until later tonight. I have a doctor appt. in the morning and have to finish it tonight. I don't wanna sit around here for hours waiting for her.


Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:12:19 pm PDT #3941 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SO BORED.

ME TOO.

People should entertain us, or buy us presents, or find tattoo designs for us.