SO BORED.
ME TOO.
People should entertain us, or buy us presents, or find tattoo designs for us.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:12:19 pm PDT #3941 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 3:13:28 pm PDT #3942 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Boredom leads to discussing beastiality.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 3:14:13 pm PDT #3943 of 10002
brillig
This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)
There are many and varied reasons why I have no intention of going to South America. This is just one of them. The giant spiders is another one.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:14:36 pm PDT #3944 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Only if you are a BIG GIANT FREAK WHO WANTS TO MAKE KAT'S EYES BLEED.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:17:27 pm PDT #3945 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm going to South America in February, to the Galapagos.
I will be careful when I pee, even if I am not in the Amazon.
Kat - Jul 28, 2005 3:42:39 pm PDT #3946 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Thank you for the occular protection, Perkins. Also, will you please pack me in your bags so I too can go to the Galapagos?
Madrigal Costello - Jul 28, 2005 3:58:08 pm PDT #3947 of 10002
It's a remora, dimwit.
That does make me wonder if frequent hot-tubbing (say 30 minutes every day or more) would be enough to lower a guy's sperm count out of the reasonable likelihood of conception range.
It does lower it a bit, but not enough to count as a form of contraception. They tell you not to do it if you're trying to conceive since it lowers the odds - but it doesn't lower it as much as condoms or bestiality would.
lori - Jul 28, 2005 4:08:56 pm PDT #3948 of 10002
ita, at least you don't have this cleavage issue: [link]
"JOHANSSON JUST MISSES CAR BUST-UP
Screen siren Scarlett Johansson was so shocked when she first caught sight of her digitally enlarged bust on a billboard advertisement for new movie "The Island," she almost crashed her car.
The acclaimed actress is not alone in being wowed by her super size cleavage -- hundreds of cars have slowed down as they passed the giant Los Angeles poster to get a better look.
The 20-year-old says, "I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it.
"It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness I couldn't get past the cleavage.
"I was like, 'Look at me. They wiped out my whole face. Oh, that's not my face. That's my cleavage.' My cleavage was just huge."
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 4:19:23 pm PDT #3949 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Also, will you please pack me in your bags so I too can go to the Galapagos?
Sure, as long as you protect me from my mother.
I was able to leave early, but then I had to come back, and now I am waiting for someone to call me.
Feh.
sarameg - Jul 28, 2005 4:27:10 pm PDT #3950 of 10002
Allyson has lizard issues. Or bathroom issues.
ita has cat issues. As in, CURIOSITY WILL KILL IT, damnit.