No, it was in the bathroom at work.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 28, 2005 3:05:45 pm PDT #3936 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
billytea - Jul 28, 2005 3:06:04 pm PDT #3937 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
They're talking about worms that live in testicles here in the office. Y'all are the less freaky alternative.
ita, you can't just tease like that! Where are the details?
Creepy bathroom lizard
Oh, gorgeous little skink!
ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.
No, not poisonous, that'll be because it'd rather predators notice that end instead of the head. Note also the racing stripes that don't continue into said tail. They make it harder to get a bead on the important body bits. And don't pull the tail off, it will grow back, but shorter and less useful, and the regrowth won't be detachable.
Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Pfft. This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)
billytea - Jul 28, 2005 3:07:14 pm PDT #3938 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, incidentally, there's a lizard in New Guinea that uses copper instead of iron to transport oxygen within the blood, making its blood and flesh green. Still not poisonous, though.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 3:11:33 pm PDT #3939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, incidentally, there's a lizard in New Guinea that uses copper instead of iron to transport oxygen within the blood, making its blood and flesh green.
Just like Spock.
ChiKat - Jul 28, 2005 3:12:05 pm PDT #3940 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Grrr. I had a report for work done 2 days ago. BigBoss decides to "add a little bit" to it that necessitated me redoing the whole damn thing. I now (at 7pm the night before the client is to get the report) have it almost done, but I need to hear back from her about something to include or not. She's, of course, gone. Now, she's good at checking email, but what if she's out to dinner and doesn't get it until later tonight. I have a doctor appt. in the morning and have to finish it tonight. I don't wanna sit around here for hours waiting for her.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:12:19 pm PDT #3941 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
SO BORED.
ME TOO.
People should entertain us, or buy us presents, or find tattoo designs for us.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 3:13:28 pm PDT #3942 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Boredom leads to discussing beastiality.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 3:14:13 pm PDT #3943 of 10002
brillig
This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)
There are many and varied reasons why I have no intention of going to South America. This is just one of them. The giant spiders is another one.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:14:36 pm PDT #3944 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Only if you are a BIG GIANT FREAK WHO WANTS TO MAKE KAT'S EYES BLEED.
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 3:17:27 pm PDT #3945 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm going to South America in February, to the Galapagos.
I will be careful when I pee, even if I am not in the Amazon.