It rhymes with dig kluffy dunny.
HAR.
I almost stayed late at work, because my coworker was talking to some friend of his about a woman who didn't want a commitment, and I was fascinated hearing half of the guy's side of things. But then I decided I'd rather leave instead.
Oh, also, did we know that the "UPS Store" is BULLSHIT? Because they are.
SERIOUSLY!
Stop posting things that make my eyes bleed.
There was a lizard in my bathroom and it was upsetting so i made Nathan go get it.
Creepy bathroom lizard
Creepy bathroom lizard
Looks like Illyria chose the wrong host.
ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.
Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Then it's not pretty.
Allyson has lizard issues.