ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jul 28, 2005 2:57:41 pm PDT #3928 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Cashmere - Jul 28, 2005 2:57:52 pm PDT #3929 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
That's a very blue tail.
Allyson - Jul 28, 2005 2:58:11 pm PDT #3930 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Then it's not pretty.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 2:58:42 pm PDT #3931 of 10002
brillig
Allyson has lizard issues.
Kat - Jul 28, 2005 2:58:50 pm PDT #3932 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
AGAIN WITH THE BLEACHING OF THE BRAIN!
Lee - Jul 28, 2005 2:59:50 pm PDT #3933 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I had a lizard run up the inside of my pants leg once.
None of that other stuff happened though.
Consuela - Jul 28, 2005 3:02:43 pm PDT #3934 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, he's so cute!
Cutiehead bluetailed lizard.
SO BORED.
dcp - Jul 28, 2005 3:05:18 pm PDT #3935 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Gorgeous blue-tailed skink! She was just looking for bugs and spiders. Glad the cat didn't get her, though.
Allyson - Jul 28, 2005 3:05:45 pm PDT #3936 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No, it was in the bathroom at work.
billytea - Jul 28, 2005 3:06:04 pm PDT #3937 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
They're talking about worms that live in testicles here in the office. Y'all are the less freaky alternative.
ita, you can't just tease like that! Where are the details?
Creepy bathroom lizard
Oh, gorgeous little skink!
ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.
No, not poisonous, that'll be because it'd rather predators notice that end instead of the head. Note also the racing stripes that don't continue into said tail. They make it harder to get a bead on the important body bits. And don't pull the tail off, it will grow back, but shorter and less useful, and the regrowth won't be detachable.
Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Pfft. This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)