Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Then it's not pretty.
Allyson has lizard issues.
AGAIN WITH THE BLEACHING OF THE BRAIN!
I had a lizard run up the inside of my pants leg once.
None of that other stuff happened though.
Oh, he's so cute!
Cutiehead bluetailed lizard.
SO BORED.
Gorgeous blue-tailed skink! She was just looking for bugs and spiders. Glad the cat didn't get her, though.
No, it was in the bathroom at work.
They're talking about worms that live in testicles here in the office. Y'all are the less freaky alternative.
ita, you can't just tease like that! Where are the details?
Creepy bathroom lizard
Oh, gorgeous little skink!
ooh! It has pretty blue tail. I wonder if it's poisonous. Get Nathan to pull the tail off.
No, not poisonous, that'll be because it'd rather predators notice that end instead of the head. Note also the racing stripes that don't continue into said tail. They make it harder to get a bead on the important body bits. And don't pull the tail off, it will grow back, but shorter and less useful, and the regrowth won't be detachable.
Not when it's slithering all over the bathroom like, "oh Allyson, I'm waiting for you to drop trou so I can zoom into your goolie and lay my eggs and then you'll have baby lizards crawling around your insides and eating your liver."
Pfft. This sort of issue you only have to worry about when peeing in the Amazon. (I would recommend worrying about it when peeing in the Amazon.)
Oh, incidentally, there's a lizard in New Guinea that uses copper instead of iron to transport oxygen within the blood, making its blood and flesh green. Still not poisonous, though.