So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we’re gonna be face-to-face
And I’ll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon
Now I’m ready to close my eyes
And now I’m ready to close my mind
And now I’m ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:41:43 am PDT #3725 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
joe boucher - Jul 28, 2005 8:43:00 am PDT #3726 of 10002
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."
amych - Jul 28, 2005 8:46:58 am PDT #3727 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse.
Sure you can. Jerking off critters is an essential step in breeding by artificial insemination.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 8:48:14 am PDT #3728 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I actually saw a film of lesbian bestiality.
Why? I mean....why?
DavidS - Jul 28, 2005 8:49:11 am PDT #3729 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sure you can. Jerking off critters is an essential step in breeding by artificial insemination.
I remember the early TDS episode about the person who worked the Turkeys.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 8:49:58 am PDT #3730 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I remember the early TDS episode about the person who worked the Turkeys.
I assume the job title is Turkey Jerker.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:50:58 am PDT #3731 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fowl Flogger?
eta:
Fowl Fluffer?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:51:40 am PDT #3732 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Turkey baster?
Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2005 8:52:42 am PDT #3733 of 10002
Up with the sun
But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it.
Yeah. I don't quite understand how you get the horse to bone you, especially if you're male. I guess you just crouch there and sort of guide the horse in? The whole thing just keeps disturbing me, and yet I cannot look away,
(I once hung out with a guy who thought it would be funny to show me bestiality porn, except he either lost his nerve or couldn't find anything really shocking, so my need for brain bleach was limited.)
-t - Jul 28, 2005 8:55:10 am PDT #3734 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think this conversation has broken something in my brain.
Daisy, Daisy...