there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.
The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Jul 28, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #3717 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t gives up, leaves the internet
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:35 am PDT #3718 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna?
Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.
... I cannot believe I am even having this conversation.
And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.
juliana - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:43 am PDT #3719 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It is now time to break out the rugger song:
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Because!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
And so on, ad infinitum, until the beer runs out.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:53 am PDT #3720 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Does necrophilia trump bestiality?
This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #3721 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude. The internet is for porn.
Dear lord -- one of the instructors at krav was asking around if another instructor is a porn star. Which leads me to:
- How can I ever look at him again? Either of them?
- Where is this information from?
- Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?
JenP - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:23 am PDT #3722 of 10002
Oh, my.
Dana! Wait for me!
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:39 am PDT #3723 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?Pretty soon. Not quite there yet, but pretty soon....
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:41:40 am PDT #3724 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.
Oh! Yeah. There are thoughts here I refuse to fully unravel. And ahhhhh!
And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.
I know, I know. It's just not right.
I hope msbelle skips more than she skims when she comes back from her wee hiatus.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:41:43 am PDT #3725 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we’re gonna be face-to-face
And I’ll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon
Now I’m ready to close my eyes
And now I’m ready to close my mind
And now I’m ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c’mon