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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #3714 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Or the story about Led Zeppelin using a shark on a groupie for the same purpose.

Makes Marianne Faithful's Mars bar seem quaint by comparison...

Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:35:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002

move out and draw fire

Whitefonted for ita:

Doberman. In the *brief* bit I saw, no implements.

I am jealous of the baby possum sighting.

Back to horse-sex.... Horses don't normally get interested in screwing human guys. (I've heard that aroused human women can get them going sometimes though). And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse. So I'm having trouble even figuring out how. Why? How?

It's a measure of how crappy my day got that this conversation is enjoyable.

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.

Dana - Jul 28, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #3717 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

t gives up, leaves the internet

Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:35 am PDT #3718 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna?

Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.

... I cannot believe I am even having this conversation.

And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.

juliana - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:43 am PDT #3719 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It is now time to break out the rugger song:

Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.

Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.

Because!

Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.

And so on, ad infinitum, until the beer runs out.

Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:53 am PDT #3720 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Does necrophilia trump bestiality?

This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #3721 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dude. The internet is for porn.

Dear lord -- one of the instructors at krav was asking around if another instructor is a porn star. Which leads me to:

How can I ever look at him again? Either of them?
Where is this information from?
Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?

JenP - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:23 am PDT #3722 of 10002

Oh, my.

Dana! Wait for me!

tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:40:39 am PDT #3723 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?

Pretty soon. Not quite there yet, but pretty soon....

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