Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:32:46 am PDT #3712 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:33:44 am PDT #3713 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Well, Jesse, I discovered some metallic dark orange nail polish I had forgotten I bought this morning so I know at least my toes look stylin'.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #3714 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Or the story about Led Zeppelin using a shark on a groupie for the same purpose.
Makes Marianne Faithful's Mars bar seem quaint by comparison...
Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:35:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Whitefonted for ita:
Doberman. In the *brief* bit I saw, no implements.
I am jealous of the baby possum sighting.
Back to horse-sex.... Horses don't normally get interested in screwing human guys. (I've heard that aroused human women can get them going sometimes though). And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse. So I'm having trouble even figuring out how. Why? How?
It's a measure of how crappy my day got that this conversation is enjoyable.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.
Dana - Jul 28, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #3717 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t gives up, leaves the internet
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:35 am PDT #3718 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna?
Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.
... I cannot believe I am even having this conversation.
And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.
juliana - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:43 am PDT #3719 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It is now time to break out the rugger song:
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Because!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
And so on, ad infinitum, until the beer runs out.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:53 am PDT #3720 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Does necrophilia trump bestiality?
This is all coming back to mallard snuff porn, isn't it?
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:39:58 am PDT #3721 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude. The internet is for porn.
Dear lord -- one of the instructors at krav was asking around if another instructor is a porn star. Which leads me to:
- How can I ever look at him again? Either of them?
- Where is this information from?
- Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?