Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:26:03 am PDT #3707 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not to change the subject, but I am going out to Morton's with a client (CBS) and some coworkers today for a fancy-schmancy lunch. This has caused me to wear a dress, and I feel kinda funny.


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:26:46 am PDT #3708 of 10002
move out and draw fire

To make ita's mind go screaming back out of the building, I actually saw a film of lesbian bestiality. I'm still wishing I could scrub my brain. Why can't I remember the good things in life?


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:29:55 am PDT #3709 of 10002
move out and draw fire

And on a different topic:

Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.

Of course it's "female."


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:30:54 am PDT #3710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What animals, Raq? Also, were there implements?

Why can't I not ask those questions? My god.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:31:50 am PDT #3711 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PLEASE DO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, Robin! I am jealous of your fancy lunch, and bet you look fab.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:32:46 am PDT #3712 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....


Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:33:44 am PDT #3713 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, Jesse, I discovered some metallic dark orange nail polish I had forgotten I bought this morning so I know at least my toes look stylin'.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #3714 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Or the story about Led Zeppelin using a shark on a groupie for the same purpose.

Makes Marianne Faithful's Mars bar seem quaint by comparison...


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:35:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Whitefonted for ita:

Doberman. In the *brief* bit I saw, no implements.

I am jealous of the baby possum sighting.

Back to horse-sex.... Horses don't normally get interested in screwing human guys. (I've heard that aroused human women can get them going sometimes though). And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse. So I'm having trouble even figuring out how. Why? How?

It's a measure of how crappy my day got that this conversation is enjoyable.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.