Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:26:03 am PDT #3707 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not to change the subject, but I am going out to Morton's with a client (CBS) and some coworkers today for a fancy-schmancy lunch. This has caused me to wear a dress, and I feel kinda funny.


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:26:46 am PDT #3708 of 10002
move out and draw fire

To make ita's mind go screaming back out of the building, I actually saw a film of lesbian bestiality. I'm still wishing I could scrub my brain. Why can't I remember the good things in life?


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:29:55 am PDT #3709 of 10002
move out and draw fire

And on a different topic:

Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.

Of course it's "female."


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:30:54 am PDT #3710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What animals, Raq? Also, were there implements?

Why can't I not ask those questions? My god.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:31:50 am PDT #3711 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PLEASE DO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, Robin! I am jealous of your fancy lunch, and bet you look fab.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:32:46 am PDT #3712 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....


Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:33:44 am PDT #3713 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, Jesse, I discovered some metallic dark orange nail polish I had forgotten I bought this morning so I know at least my toes look stylin'.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #3714 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Or the story about Led Zeppelin using a shark on a groupie for the same purpose.

Makes Marianne Faithful's Mars bar seem quaint by comparison...


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:35:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Whitefonted for ita:

Doberman. In the *brief* bit I saw, no implements.

I am jealous of the baby possum sighting.

Back to horse-sex.... Horses don't normally get interested in screwing human guys. (I've heard that aroused human women can get them going sometimes though). And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse. So I'm having trouble even figuring out how. Why? How?

It's a measure of how crappy my day got that this conversation is enjoyable.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....

Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.