Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Aug 26, 2005 12:23:36 pm PDT #8976 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

bwahahahaha


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 12:25:24 pm PDT #8977 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For the record, I would never, EVER wear the dress they call Jillian: [link]


Lyra Jane - Aug 26, 2005 12:27:03 pm PDT #8978 of 10001
Up with the sun

Hi.

Teppy, the perfume got here. I like it, though not so much that IO'm heart broken that it's discontinued. Thanks again.

My wedding dress cost $650, though the whole outfit was closer to $1,000. But the flower girl's dresses were one of our great bargains -- we got them at Burlington Coat Factory the week after Easter and they were something like $30 each. The girls looked cute and no one went broke.

Also, happy belated anniversary, Jessica.


Ginger - Aug 26, 2005 12:27:03 pm PDT #8979 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A frightening number of those dresses look like Barbie cakes.


Gudanov - Aug 26, 2005 12:28:16 pm PDT #8980 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Yes? No? Too slutty cowgirl?

Really, is there such a thing as a TOO slutty cowgirl?


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:29:13 pm PDT #8981 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I've been thinking that if I ever need a wedding dress I might just go look at bridesmaids' dresses instead.

Oh, but I forgot: [link] The Caroline, for when you want your wedding to also serve as advertisement for the brothel you run.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:30:13 pm PDT #8982 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

[link] The Madison, for when gothic tragedy will immediately follow your wedding, and you want to be prepared.


Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2005 12:32:47 pm PDT #8983 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Before they will sell you The Madison, you have to certify that you're actually getting married on a rocky coastline.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:34:33 pm PDT #8984 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Although so long as you can prove that you'll be driving away from the wedding in a topless MG, they'll sell you the dress without the veil.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:35:50 pm PDT #8985 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That's right! I liked the Arden! I liked the Brie as well, but only if they could guarantee that it wouldn't make me look like Joan Rivers.

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