A frightening number of those dresses look like Barbie cakes.
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'Conviction (1)'
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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2005 12:27:03 pm PDT #8979 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gudanov - Aug 26, 2005 12:28:16 pm PDT #8980 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Yes? No? Too slutty cowgirl?
Really, is there such a thing as a TOO slutty cowgirl?
Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:29:13 pm PDT #8981 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've been thinking that if I ever need a wedding dress I might just go look at bridesmaids' dresses instead.
Oh, but I forgot: [link] The Caroline, for when you want your wedding to also serve as advertisement for the brothel you run.
Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:30:13 pm PDT #8982 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
[link] The Madison, for when gothic tragedy will immediately follow your wedding, and you want to be prepared.
Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2005 12:32:47 pm PDT #8983 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Before they will sell you The Madison, you have to certify that you're actually getting married on a rocky coastline.
Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:34:33 pm PDT #8984 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Although so long as you can prove that you'll be driving away from the wedding in a topless MG, they'll sell you the dress without the veil.
Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:35:50 pm PDT #8985 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That's right! I liked the Arden! I liked the Brie as well, but only if they could guarantee that it wouldn't make me look like Joan Rivers.
Amy - Aug 26, 2005 12:36:31 pm PDT #8986 of 10001
Because books.
The "Titanic II" isn't actually that bad. Except, you know, for the unfortunate imagery that comes with the name. "If you thought the first disaster was bad, wait till you get to this wedding! Life jackets optional."
The Vivian, for when you forgot to buy a skirt, but you have a handy duvet lying around.
Hee!
Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 12:37:58 pm PDT #8987 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The Madison, for when gothic tragedy will immediately follow your wedding, and you want to be prepared.
OMG, I think I need to to make myself a hooded cape out of black tulle. Or black silk chiffon.
Amy - Aug 26, 2005 12:39:03 pm PDT #8988 of 10001
Because books.
This is a bestselling bridal gown?! (See: Petra. In either color.)